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[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[H 🍝 @cryjokez]

idk if you know this but Rue was not selling those pills 😭

[H 🍝 @cryjokez]

don't mess with Euphoria fans they don't even watch their own show

[poppy 🦋 @notpopbase]

the way jules, elliot and rue’s mother low key killed rue… if they never flushed those pills down the toilet she would have never been indebted to laurie and met alamo… #euphoria

[H 🍝 @cryjokez]

@amandasfemme I hate this loser too but his expression doesn't really give smug at this moment 😭 he looks more tense/nervous

[Deegz @deegztweetz]

Can yall stop going to movies and acting like yall are making a reaction video SHUT THE FUUUUUCK UP

[H 🍝 @cryjokez]

@hollanovism @genvpop @theotricality the implication that you can only name children after dead relatives 😭

[H 🍝 @cryjokez]

what are the vague "nuances and biases" that exist in the works of allosexuals and how are you even verifying their sexuality lmfao did I time travel back to 2014 tumblr

[H 🍝 @cryjokez]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[🤖🍬 luka 🎸🤖 @glorysteadynene]

ace people who have absolutely zero interest in sex are so good at nsfw fanfic because they can view sex at a purely artistic and technical level, rather than putting in their own nuances and biases. this is my theory. a porn theory

[biphobes public ennemy @biresistance]

I love women more than I hate men, while yall hate men more than you love women. My love for women pushes me to care for them, to help them as much as I care. Meanwhile, yall hatred for men pushes you to lose empathy for the women you associate to men. We aren’t the same.

[H 🍝 @cryjokez]

you don't know how real the flat affect is for some of us my monotoned voice was like the first thing noted when I was diagnosed 😭

[H 🍝 @cryjokez]

cannot agree on any level and tbh as an autistic person his "oh my god I love you so much" was actually one of the realest line deliveries in the show to me lmaoo

[H 🍝 @cryjokez]

even in this shitty drawing I want that man to leave her alone

[H 🍝 @cryjokez]

"hetgem" yeah maybe if you're a redditor

[Reese & Roquefort @Roquefortsin]

Okay here's the gem version

[H 🍝 @cryjokez]

@ThsPurposeOrg @Srirachachau So what I'm gathering is you don't want to get Stuckmannized anytime soon? 😕

[H 🍝 @cryjokez]

or maybe you're just equally unfunny

[💋 @SilkAzhagii]

I like Ivy Wolk cuz her humor is for women and women only. I feel protective of the My Pussy can make a Rapist Retire joke. Only a woman can make such a repulsive disgusting joke so in a way it feels more like shared intimacy between women than just plain vulgarity

[Liz @lzreads]

Stop using ChatGPT. Consult a local grandma…text your friend gc w/ a weird name…type ur problems into Reddit dot com…go to the library…pay a psychic…the ancient sources of wisdom…

[H 🍝 @cryjokez]

"Pig's blood for a pig" is something that's mostly said by Chris's boyfriend Billy Nolan, someone who seemingly doesn't even know Carrie personally. It's not a line that's significant because of her size, it's significant because Chris's boyfriend is an insane person 💀

[H 🍝 @cryjokez]

The idea that she NEEDS to be plus sized or the story doesn't make sense is inaccurate and I fear it's a overly generous reading of Stephen King (especially it being his first novel). The religious extremism her mother forced upon her is ultimately what differs her from her peers

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

feels like there’s this problem across mediums where a lot of online people feel like their morality is directly tied to their media consumption rather than like, the things they actually do