Chelsea

mediocrity is my only personality trait.

[Chelsea @cryprocrypto]

@NathanStGoddard Greenback cutty

[Chelsea @cryprocrypto]

@hulu The Mick @KaitlinOlson

[Chelsea @cryprocrypto]

I'm back. Can't wait to reconnect with everyone. Got some crazy exciting challenges ahead

[Chelsea @cryprocrypto]

I've been lurking on my own Twitter for like 6 months cause I haven't had the inspo but also had that real spicy depression/anxiety. But I'm slowly working my way back. So let's start here:

[Chelsea @cryprocrypto]

@PeterMcCormack I had two discs in my spine replaced. It helped. Nerve pain sucks

[Chelsea @cryprocrypto]

@KissaSins One lab accident away from Lex Luther status. Also weirdly attracted to him. This simulation is getting weirder by the day.

[Chelsea @cryprocrypto]

@SSuxass @SBAgov

[Chelsea @cryprocrypto]

@MikeVanlue1 @stevenmnuchin1 @SenSchumer @SenKamalaHarris @SpeakerPelosi @CAgovernor @GavinNewsom @senatemajldr @LastWeekTonight @iamjohnoliver

[Chelsea @cryprocrypto]

@SSuxass @SBAgov @LastWeekTonight you should be covering how badly the SBA murdered and then fucked the carcasses of small family businesses #EIDLhoax

[SBA SuxAss @SSuxass]

We have a heartfelt message for all the mom & pop operations and sole proprietors and independent contractors out there who banked on the $10k emergency #EIDL advance we promised but will only get a fraction of that if it ever comes:

Psych!

#CARESAct
#COVID19
#EIDLHOAX

[Chelsea @cryprocrypto]

Hi! Nihilist Arby's continues to be a light in the dark.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Every generation in the history of humanity has thought the world was ending with them

Don’t worry. There’s no way we’re lucky enough for it to be us

So y’all may as well hole up at Arby’s to wait out this pandemic. amirite, gang?

Arby’s: where nobody cares if you live or die

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I Am Legend

[Svetski @AleksSvetski]

Bitcoin is fuck you money.

Fuck the banks.
Fuck the fed.
Fuck the government
Fuck the cronies
Fuck central planners
Fuck taxation
Fuck inflation
Fuck blind consumption
Fuck high time preference
Fuck the naysayers
Fuck the shitcoiners

I fukn love bitcoin

[Chelsea @cryprocrypto]

@Mooncoinwizard Doo it

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Today is a perfect day to chug massive amounts of garbage food and drink yourself into oblivion while investing all your energy into the results of a completely pointless conflict.

In that way, it’s exactly like every other day of this sham of an existence

Enjoy Arby’s

[Chelsea @cryprocrypto]

@rikharriscom @Guestlandlord @Sonos I did! At least they're listening.

[Chelsea @cryprocrypto]

😂 this simulation is getting really weird

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

Dude.

[Chelsea @cryprocrypto]

@rikharriscom @Guestlandlord @Sonos I did. I think they are at least trying which is helpful.

[Chelsea @cryprocrypto]

@GuidoBranca To be fair their recycling option includes a 30% oFf DiScOuNt for more sonos garbage that will just be rendered obsolete in a few years anyway.

[Chelsea @cryprocrypto]

#sonos makes enough money harvesting & collecting our user data. You'd think they'd just let us keep our 5 year old equipment in lieu of our data. But no, no wonder they don't have enough room for software upgrades on their servers, it's busy crunching user data.#sonosfail