yaboitech🔥😝💥

She/her || 17 || Demiace 🖤🩶🤍💜 ||
Proship/weirdos DNI ||
OBSESSED over staticapple 🍎⚡️||
Love to write aus and draw the sillies

[yaboitech🔥😝💥 @crypt_techdawgg]

@multishipperali Congratulations for quadruple-digit leagues yooooo 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[yaboitech🔥😝💥 @crypt_techdawgg]

@multishipperali Js realized i sounded like Vox for a sec XD fr thank you, ur so cool for ur so real takes!! I see em around lmao

[yaboitech🔥😝💥 @crypt_techdawgg]

Y’ALL ARE GETTING TWO CAKES OF THIS AU!!

I’ll be writing my take on it soon enough, tho @Moonshine7Tear (HoneyTears93) has already made an AU fic based on the #parasocialau! TYSM to the author for commissioning me for the first chap scene!

https://t.co/5JkVpA4JyL

#staticapple

[yaboitech🔥😝💥 @crypt_techdawgg]

@multishipperali I'm actually crine tears of joy, omg i'm cool 🥹 we're cool ❤️❤️❤️❤️

And ur cool as well❤️!! Thank you so much!! U and ur real takes 🙂‍↕️

[yaboitech🔥😝💥 @crypt_techdawgg]

@uglyassowl FR ONGGGG 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[yaboitech🔥😝💥 @crypt_techdawgg]

@sanguine_psyche @Moonshine7Tear TYSM for your thoughts and support!! Always appreciate you for it!! 🥹 And LMAO same. Like i know I made the au but dang am I just as hungry for more XD

That fic of mine is in development, so will do my best on that 🫡

[yaboitech🔥😝💥 @crypt_techdawgg]

@multishipperali Really means a lot!! ❤️🙂‍↕️ I am absolutely HYPED about this (me writing my fic and reading more of her fic hehehe)😆

[yaboitech🔥😝💥 @crypt_techdawgg]

While mine will be more light-hearted/cracked romcom (with some necessary angst because can’t forget characterization and lore), hers will be psychological thriller/cracked romcom (heavy characterization and lore)!!

Go check it out y’all!! The writing is PEAK!

[yaboitech🔥😝💥 @crypt_techdawgg]

@Milukkiway AHHHH LOVELY ART!!! Fellow ace too yippieeee!! ❤️🥹

And yes, Happy Prideeee!! :D

[yaboitech🔥😝💥 @crypt_techdawgg]

@connvers3 Real juicy drama too, hell yeah XD

Although difference is Lucifer is obsessed cuz he’s hella inlove w/ Vox, and Alastor meanwhile just likes being unhealthily obsessed over by that same TV man 😭🙏 sense of superiority and allat

Plus! Now also rubbing it in the king’s face ^^

[yaboitech🔥😝💥 @crypt_techdawgg]

(2/2) The rest of the pages are in the comment thread!!

Yo so things aren’t going so great

#staticapple #parasocialau #hazbinhotelcomic

[yaboitech🔥😝💥 @crypt_techdawgg]

(1/2) Fast forward to Dad Beat Dad AKA before Hell’s Greatest Dad!! Real dialogue heavy with this one y’all.

Whole gang’s here to see the king, and they are stressin’

#staticapple #parasocialau #hazbinhotelcomic

[yaboitech🔥😝💥 @crypt_techdawgg]

@uglyassowl Lucifer absolutely DESPISES the guy 😭🙏

I lowk made it more reasonable too now that he’s sussing the hell outta Al for striking a sinner deal with Charlie, and ofc, stealing his mans on live tv.

[yaboitech🔥😝💥 @crypt_techdawgg]

@m0stlygoodvibes @multishipperali LMAO 😭 piss canon im dead

[yaboitech🔥😝💥 @crypt_techdawgg]

@MalennyRodrigu2 Lowk adding that to my playlist, you are actually so real for that, thank you! XD

[yaboitech🔥😝💥 @crypt_techdawgg]

@flyinglvy That’s a perfect way of saying it HAHA! XD

[yaboitech🔥😝💥 @crypt_techdawgg]

@static_silence0 @multishipperali HEHEHE TYYY ❤️

[yaboitech🔥😝💥 @crypt_techdawgg]

@multishipperali LMAOOO 😭 lowk he could with how in this au he’s found loopholes, but gahhh Charlie doesn’t want him killing that deer so he can’tttt 😭🙏

[yaboitech🔥😝💥 @crypt_techdawgg]

@TabTabbing XD HAHA Gally I am giggling at this rn. AHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH!! And favorite??? 🥹 im crine/pos

And noted!! ❤️

[yaboitech🔥😝💥 @crypt_techdawgg]

@flyinglvy LMAO THANKS!! Also, when Charlie introduced Alastor, Lucifer was already under the assumption that Alastor struck a deal w/ Charlie to even be in the hotel. Prejudice, basically.

Sinners and their dealsss

[yaboitech🔥😝💥 @crypt_techdawgg]

@flyinglvy I felt like a very funny Shakespeare with that part hehehe XD

[yaboitech🔥😝💥 @crypt_techdawgg]

Also, if anyone asks about the “No harming sinners”, here, Lucifer has actually found multiple loopholes in his years of being trapped in Hell.

Primary one being teleportation. (And ig that one scene from Hell’s Greatest Dad with Luci throwing a massive golden waterbend on Al)