Hillary 🇰🇪

Health worker (pharmaceutical)

[Hillary 🇰🇪 @crypticLary]

@kipladennnn Be kind😂

[Hillary 🇰🇪 @crypticLary]

@_Pkem_B Korom

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🚨JUST IN: Michael Oliver will NOT referee in the Premier League this weekend.

He previously accepted a paid refereeing assignment in the UAE, where Manchester City’s owners are based.

Oliver has refereed in EVERY Premier League gameweek prior to this.

[Hillary 🇰🇪 @crypticLary]

@buhlesfineasf How come I didn't notice that 🤔

[MelGut @_Pkem_B]

Nda ane, oteleli AK onde kipchoge mogeron chi 😂

[MÙSAKÙRÙ @musakuru45]

Huyo wa nyuma akishajua ni mrembo aweke ughetto chini atahamia Kilimani in five business days.

[Vital Signs @Modest_OGB]

This may be some of the Wisest Life Advice you will ever hear 🧠

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

are you saying there are more good men than good women out there?

[Jago @HEISJAGO]

God will bless you Coman😭😂😂

[TATERTOT. @tationaaaa]

So they can fck you while you on anesthesia

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

If theres a verse that keeps me awake these days now that im in my thirties,ni hii Solomon anasema The race is not for the swift only,wealth is not for the wise,but time and chance has happened to them all. Sababu sasa kama hii verse ni ukweli, Block sioni nikitoka. Chance yangu ilipita. I had a chance to make money. Kuna deal nilipata mwaka wa 2023,ikaungua nikiwa kwa final touches,sikupata usingisi wiki mzima aki. Nilikua Nikupinduka tu kwa kitanda kama nyoka mpaka asubuhi

Deal ilinipata ilikua ni hii ya kusupply sugar,in metric Tonnes. Pale nilikua napiga hesabu namna hii nakwambia Calculator inasoma profit ni 133 million. Akiamungu nilikua nimeanza ata kuangalia bei ya farasi kule gilgil. 100 million nirushe sacco,nikulange 12 million dividends.
Hii 33 million imebaki niende nayo offgrid. Nairobi nilikua nataka nikujange na tule tundege tudogo twa airstrip,nimekuja massage kilimani pale kwa wachina,wananikalia kifua 3 hours wakislide kutoka kwa shingo mpaka kiuno. Gilgil nikirudi shingo inanuka matako bwana. Siet! Aki mungu ukinipatia chance ingine kama hii,nitakujengea kanisa riveroad. Waache dhambi wakuabudu.

Khabusie!

[Amber Flannery Field tour guide @AmericasComic]

My biological dad was a politician who had an affair with a journalist who did an article on what a great family man he was, and she got pregnant and gave me up for adoption.

[TOPBOYDAREX🥷🦅🔥 @TopboyDarexxx]

When I was about to receive a serious beating from my mom but my drunk dad shows up and beat her instead.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Onyango Tate said ‘News reaching my desk’ and someone said this 😂😂🤣

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

Aki dia usikubali Ruto atupee maziwa ya buffalo 🥲

[𝐊𝐞𝐬𝐡 @tweetcunha]

“Lamine Yamal is the best teenager football has ever seen””

[Hillary 🇰🇪 @crypticLary]

@yoyachris1 I was expecting fangs to grow out too

[Yoyachris @yoyachris1]

I thought jamaa was about to transform buana👀

[Take Women's Rights Away @blackpilldood]

Women literally fund the masturbation industry

[Scot David @Scot_david80]

"I love in ways that might worry a therapist, but thrill a poet"