Cryptid Cassie

She/her.
Exhausted. Burnt out even.
Your resident archfey with a hyperfixation.
Everything I post comes from the lips of an oracle.

[Cryptid Cassie @cryptidcassie]

@IdkButYourDope @CriticalRole not to mention th Welcome to Marquet soundtrack

[Shaggy loves bells hells (aggressive) @IdkButYourDope]

Realising not everyone who watches campaign 3 has class consciousness 💔💔💔💔💔

[bells hells’ pr manager @transmogen]

how i feel whenever someone tries to explain anything about c3 to me

[Joshua Free-Palestine Strittmatter (parody?) @JoshuaGoji]

KEYLETH SHOULD BE BIGGER THAN HIM.

[Cryptid Cassie @cryptidcassie]

@transmogen they'll likely take 4th of july weekend off and take a week to livestream the atlanta show so probably more like 8 weeks of c4 hiatus

[emi 🍋 ➽ summer hater era ☀️ @citroncynique]

I'll take ''''millenial particles'''' and being perceived as cringe and annoying over the faux nonchalant insincerity most gen z/gen alpha seem to be obsessed with inll be so for real

[Cryptid Cassie @cryptidcassie]

@transmogen no yuri per se yet, but Tyranny has hot psychosexual mess covered for whatever that's worth

[Cryptid Cassie @cryptidcassie]

need critical role fan artists to do this for every tachonis that julien puts in the grave, i promise it'll never get old for me #CriticalRole

[Cryptid Cassie @cryptidcassie]

@Luiscarazo never heard anyone say it any way other than source-adin irl

[Cryptid Cassie @cryptidcassie]

@archaicf0ssil accidental shitpost so good I almost liked a hate tweet

[Cryptid Cassie @cryptidcassie]

homelabbing a pi-hole server is about blow up very specific slice of the critical role community

[Jalen🫧 fjord protector💚 @jesterissending]

did this happen to anyone else??? is youtube doing this now??? #criticalrolecampaign4

[Cryptid Cassie @cryptidcassie]

me watching Azune have a complete and utter breakdown out the fucking gate the second he isn't in public #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleSpoilers

[Cryptid Cassie @cryptidcassie]

can't believe we got the fuck ass battleworld universe smh

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: Nobel prize winner physicists, Roger Penrose says the Big Bang was not the beginning of our universe, rather it was the end of the previous one

[Cryptid Cassie @cryptidcassie]

@transmogen hot take, if a ship does not have a moment as compelling as the pon farr episode what's the point

[bells hells’ pr manager @transmogen]

“i stopped watching c3 during the first arc”

[Cryptid Cassie @cryptidcassie]

@linzer_art i can truly imagine no other way to interpet that moment, whitney moore has a small venn diagram of fans of the locked tomb and cr in a VICEGRIP

[Cryptid Cassie @cryptidcassie]

haters will deny it but this is peak romance

[Lin // missing the soldiers table @linzer_art]

No light, no light in your bright blue eyes
#criticalrolespoilers #criticalroleart #criticalrolefanart

[Cryptid Cassie @cryptidcassie]

out of context spoilers: freak 4 freak wiccany stonks go brrrr #CriticalRoleSpoilers

[Cryptid Cassie @cryptidcassie]

Ceci n'est pas une pipe

[nico ☭🔻 @strongerpotions]

this shit is killing me

[Cryptid Cassie @cryptidcassie]

shoutout to t4t wiccany posters, your stock just went up

[Cryptid Cassie @cryptidcassie]

"I can butch it up a little" is a line that I did not expect but can't be surprised by coming from the people's he/him princess #CriticalRoleSpoilers #CriticalRole