Robert California

You don't even know my real name. I'm the fucking Lizard King.

[Robert California @CryptoChemist]

@DemsnimeRica @SenSanders @BernieSanders

[Robert California @CryptoChemist]

A little birdie said you did me dirty

[Robert California @CryptoChemist]

Do they close entire city blocks for all Presidents or just the wannabe Kings ?

[Robert California @CryptoChemist]

2 hard 4 the radio

[Robert California @CryptoChemist]

@HootieHootieB @TicTacTitans

[Robert California @CryptoChemist]

Man.... we really used to be free

[Landon Howell @landonhowell]

Still thinking about how Dick Trickle kept a pack of cigarettes and a lighter in the car and would smoke mid-race.

[Robert California @CryptoChemist]

@RepJackKimble

[Robert California @CryptoChemist]

@TitansMusee Schedule makers don't know ball , prob AI nerds

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

i lowkey fuck with how there’s no jobs and rent is infinity money and food is infinity money and fun activities are infinity money and every kind of side hustle is completely flooded and everyone’s angry and mean all the time

[Robert California @CryptoChemist]

God Is

[Robert California @CryptoChemist]

@Titans plz draft Love Or Styles . PLZ

[Robert California @CryptoChemist]

Hi haters
I'm back off hiatus

[Robert California @CryptoChemist]

Might as well share
Might as well smile
Life goes on for a little bitty while

[Robert California @CryptoChemist]

The #Orioles upgraded their jumbotron so the 15 fans in attendance can watch us get our asses clapped in HD

[Robert California @CryptoChemist]

@WantedSmiley @RocketeerDriver

[Robert California @CryptoChemist]

@ClayTravis

[Robert California @CryptoChemist]

@jjuzangenjoyer @MarchMadnessMBB @UConnMBB

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Leaving your 8 hour shift after being the funny coworker and making everyone laugh

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

i just found out the older British woman who’s been looking after my children is actually my EX-HUSBAND IN A COSTUME ?????