cryptocomedy

zero knowledge jokes

[cryptocomedy @cryptocom1c]

@tarunadity @fede_intern @Starknet there is

[Eli Ben-Sasson | Starknet.io @EliBenSasson]

Congrats @IrisdeVillars !!

[Everai @Everai]

We've been exploring space for a year in search for a new home, and we think we might have found it 🏠

But before we decide to settle on Planet Starknet for good 🌉, we need to know who on the Ark is ready to come and explore this new world with us:

🚨Everai ID is live 🚨

[Alina @web3_alina]

A dev once told me: "I may date optimistic rollups, but I'd only marry a zero-knowledge one."

When I asked him why, this is what he said 👇

[elias tazartes 🥕🧑‍🌾 @ETazou]

We're on a mission 😊🤙 and adventure awaits 🔥
congratulations @Flydex0, u're pioneering account abstraction R&D on @KakarotZkEvm and we're just getting started ✨

[elias tazartes 🥕🧑‍🌾 @ETazou]

what is your best analogy to explain elliptic curve key pair?

the best one I've seen so far:

-> I'm in a room, alone. I hit a pool (billiards) ball real hard, then invite people inside the room. Only I can know the starting point of the ball, and everyone sees the end point. 🎱

[elias tazartes 🥕🧑‍🌾 @ETazou]

-- nerdy thursday activity 🥕 --

go through the ethereum documentation's glossary and see how comfortable you are with each concept

https://t.co/HQBn9YOqqh

i got rekt at casper-ffg 🙋‍♂️

[Node Guardians @nodeguardians]

Calling all Guardians !

After months of development, https://t.co/3U7Eeyp2vj is live.

Here is our humble contribution to the web3 education landscape. 🧵

[Eli Ben-Sasson | Starknet.io @EliBenSasson]

Suggested this 4 years ago. Happy to help make it happen. https://t.co/A4hJYNYSJo

[Eli Ben-Sasson | Starknet.io @EliBenSasson]

I'm often asked for STARK Math links, here's a LONG thread on that

[Bankless @Bankless]

🚨🚨🚨
The Bankless @YouTube account 'has been terminated'
🪓
No warning.
No notification.
No justification

150,000 subs
10,000+ hours of content

Hey @YouTube, our community would like a word!

RETWEET to let YouTube hear you: It’s not okay to ban crypto content

[cryptocomedy @cryptocom1c]

When a Francophone joins your protocol team and prefixes everything with `Persist**a**nce` instead of `Persist**e**nce` and argues that it is immutable since it was already merged to master

#VivaLaPersistance

[cryptocomedy @cryptocom1c]

@owocki #dao_te_ching

[cryptocomedy @cryptocom1c]

metaDOGE: a pan-dimensional message relayer, which only accepts messages whome can verify with a zkp that the sender is in fact a bestial

the metaDOGE network uses a ppo(steak) mechanism, where validators are rewarded with actual steak

[cryptocomedy @cryptocom1c]

how cool would it be if projects had new merch ideas?
I'll go first:
wormhole condoms

[cryptocomedy @cryptocom1c]

terra..rararaaaaa... roma oulalaaaa

[cryptocomedy @cryptocom1c]

happy tuesday everyone
today's thread, really bad puns, let me start:

bitcoinflip

lol
yes i keep on losing and my brain has becomen't

[cryptocomedy @cryptocom1c]

NEARly widely adopted

[cryptocomedy @cryptocom1c]

harmony one step ahead of y'all L2s

[cryptocomedy @cryptocom1c]

@dabit3 web2