Juan Pedro

Crypto investor. Student in shitposting. Former prime minister.

[Juan Pedro @CryptojanPeter]

😶

[smolting (wassie, verse) @inversebrah]

( ._.)

[Hsaka @HsakaTrades]

Messing around with Sora, OpenAIs new text-to-video model.

Prompt: A man in his 20s, full of hope, trying to hypergamble his way to retirement in the onchain arena.

[Juan Pedro @CryptojanPeter]

@CL207 Soooo you got anymore invite codes?

[Juan Pedro @CryptojanPeter]

@Pentosh1 Gonna be a big lunch by the looks of it but yes I'd be down 100%

[Chris Burniske @cburniske]

Existential doubt about crypto’s future in 2023 is the prerequisite for the types of multiples that people will gawk at in a few yrs — the specifics of doubt change each bear, but the doubt always emerges.

Something that’s a consensus long by society doesn’t print 10-100x’s.

[Juan Pedro @CryptojanPeter]

@crypto_bitlord7 Yes

[Juan Pedro @CryptojanPeter]

@jesseklaver @groenlinks Heb je al uitgevonden hoe we ons huis gaan verwarmen met kernenergie?

[db @tier10k]

good morning

3 year anniversary of the covid crash

CZ deploying 1 billy TWAP

reminder: US clocks went forward

[Juan Pedro @CryptojanPeter]

Where was the ftx emergency backstop?

[db @tier10k]

*FED AND TREASURY WEIGH EMERGENCY AUTHORITY FOR DEPOSIT BACKSTOP

[Juan Pedro @CryptojanPeter]

@PeaceofBTC @BrianRoemmele Yeah that sign looks fake af

[Juan Pedro @CryptojanPeter]

@RookieXBT Gimme magnettt

[Burnasso @Burnasso]

🧵 1/ Steve Jobs Last Legacy

Steve Jobs (56) died of pancreatic cancer on October 5, 2011, a billionaire with a fortune of about $7 billion, and here are some of his last words ...

′′In other eyes, my life is the essence of success, but apart from work, I have little joy.

[Juan Pedro @CryptojanPeter]

@CryptoKaleo STONKS

[K A L E O @CryptoKaleo]

I'm bullish.

To add a little fun to watching Bitcoin climb higher, I'll give away one Wonky Stonk (current floor price 0.38 ETH) to someone when Bitcoin breaks above $24K, $25K, and $26K.

Just have to like, RT, and comment STONKS to be eligibile.

gl
https://t.co/WvrNz6V13a

[Juan Pedro @CryptojanPeter]

@magnetmoneyshow Now Go Melt Inversebrah
@inversebrah

[Juan Pedro @CryptojanPeter]

@magnetmoneyshow Ready to 4x my pf back to the highs of last year

[db @tier10k]

DB News Headlines of the Year 2022

January
*Igor Bogdanoff Dies of Covid at the Age of 72

February
*Justice Department Says It Has Seized Over $3.6 Bln in Crypto Tied to Bitfinex Hack

March
*Biden Issues Executive Order on Digital Assets

[Compound248 💰 @compound248]

We just discovered Caroline Ellison and Gary Wang turned on @SBF_FTX, rattling him out to the Feds. The SEC’s civil (non-criminal) complaint is built on their participation and gives us our first “insider’s account” of the FTX disaster.

I’ve given you 12 key takeaways below:👇🧵

[Juan Pedro @CryptojanPeter]

@magnetmoneyshow @KanpaiPandas Time to learn how to play proper

[Juan Pedro @CryptojanPeter]

@magnetmoneyshow @DaRealMilkBagz Gg

[John E Deaton @JohnEDeaton1]

What some people fail to understand is that the point here isn’t that there is some grand conspiracy. The point is that @SBF_FTX bought “access to regulators” through 💰 and his family’s political connections.

Ask yourself something: why did SBF have such access?