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@Jason @bot @XMoney 🤯

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I’m the intimacy coordinator now

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@HorrorNightsORL I got curdled milk at holloween horror nights

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Business insider is kept alive by Josh related media

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Yo @GavinNewsom, whose your barber

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@tiri_220 Pebble

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🚨BREAKING! The ghost of ol’ Davey Jones Locker has just dropped out of the @edsheeran tour

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Who’s your Marry, Fuck, Kill?

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@marclou Maybe they’ll pay you a premium to shit yourself

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Should you prefer to bring your own cake, a cakeage fee of $10 per person will apply.

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Majchrzak
��wiątek
Fucsovics
Hurkacz
Krejčíková
Mpetshi Perricard
Van de Zandschulp
Tsitsipas

There has to be a statistically significant correlation between being good at tennis and having a last name Americans are afraid to pronounce.

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The plan? Start a venture backed healthcare start up, defraud investors, and risk jail time to create the documentary of the year

[A24 @A24]

YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, a documentary by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes. Only in theaters this October.

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The best was Tim curry in the command and conquer cut scenes

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America 2026

- spend a weeks wage on groceries
- get salmonella poisoning from the food
- get hospitalized without insurance
- in debt rest of your life

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Gummy bears like have BONES in it

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@lightsilver323 That’s not vegemite mate that’s poo from a butt!

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SCANNING FOR FARQUAD

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SCANNING FOR SALAMI

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SCANNING FOR BITCHES