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"This guy knows what he's talking about." -- @DoctorSungTWRP

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@andysz @roywoodjr @rexparker "Minnesota nice" is like "southern hospitality". It's conditional, and it's also not what it says it is.

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@RufusTSuperfly I’m currently writing a song based on their relationship on the JAWS set.

I’m not sure if it’s going to be good, but the chorus is based on a direct quote from Robert Shaw, and it is, through none of my own effort, perfect.

Well, I guess I can take credit for the chords.

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@quinnthegm George is from freakin’ Bayonne. Don’t tell me he didn’t get bullied by an older kid named Bobby who knocked up every other girl in the neighborhood.

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@quinnthegm I can absolutely hear Stannis telling Selyse “in five years, House Barateone is going to be completely Rhllorist.”

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@Two3Nine @GreatBrianLast For me, Bruce doing one last brown nose for Vince then cutting to the TWO DAYS LATER made it worth it.

But yes. This could have been three hours.

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@pattonoswalt You meant your “Thing bod” right?

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@ViceApologist That’s why Rolling Thunder is the better crazy Nam vet rampage movie. Less total action, but lots more killing.

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@Outkast Damn it, where’s the emoji for a brown stallion horse with skates on?

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@graybumblebee @ZeroSuitCamus The last time I saw it, I got the sense that it’s ~ 90 minutes of short films about the Mob in Vegas followed by a 90 minute crime/relationship drama. With an exploding Cadillac as the framing story.

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@PoorQuentyn Okay, I’m officially down.

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@tcstephenson818 @joshtpm I’m from South Carolina. I know rednecks. Erickson is way too much of a nerd to fit into redneck culture. For that matter, anybody who spent the whole 1980’s in Dubai cannot meaningfully connect with the Southern experience.

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@roywoodjr This is why Force 10 is the essential Carl Weathers movie (well, Action Jackson too, but Force 10 is a better film). He does nothing in that movie but whoop ass and stand up for himself.

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@markmcconville Andy Daly on Dead Authors doing L Ron Hubbard.

But that’s a two parter.

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@MPAVictoria @Very__Regular My dad was friends with a retired cop who owned an indoor shooting range where Weber used to hang out. This was late 90’s, South Carolina. Lots of John Birch Society weirdos in that circle, people who idolized Franco, etc.

I pulled dad back from the brink.

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Hey @OSWreview — you boys seen Valhalla Rising? I just caught it on streaming. and there’s a beautiful Foodly-Boodly spot in there.

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@venture42069 @dappergander @the_moviebob Meow.

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@StephenPNew @TheJimCornette I am firmly on the side of the workers. That said, as a worker myself, if I had to hear Qanon bullshit from Kevin Kelly everyday as a condition of employment, I’d probably react less professionally than Ian did. Just saying.

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@TheOscarRace It’s way up there. For me, it’s fighting it out for#1 with Collateral and Manhunter. And we all win.

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@IDEASOFICE_FIRE

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@bog_beef I always thought of it as The Warriors is what’s happening in alternate universe 1977, and SoF is the same universe in Chicago-and in that alternate universe, everybody older than 20 died in 1960