Young Birmingham Boi

Proud owner of a toddler for the third time. Scrum master. Gamer. Amateur luvvie. Happy with life and wish the same for everyone.

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@itsDanBull I want to see you do your bbno$ side mission please!

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@BryanDechart So many already mentioned, but this guy is my favourite. He has the funniest comebacks and the best morals.

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@fesshole I know when i get matched with a Sid or Edith online, I'm going to get pegged hard.

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@nlyonne Never heard of a prison wallet?

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@fesshole I swear every year, this will be the year I learn to tie them properly. Dyspraxic here.

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@stilljoshy @Joshstrangehill One place where we worked, we ended up just shouting "Milhouse!" when something went right.

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@TNCargill @WetDiary @fesshole Looks like there's Lily as well! Dude put it about a bit.

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@NoContextBrits If the council doesn't crack down when they're young, it leads to this sort of shite

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@msloobylou @JeSuisUnDan It wasn't the nicest area, they'd probably still batter him if they got the chance.

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@msloobylou @JeSuisUnDan My sisters were friends with him at school. He was bullied something rotten over his glasses.

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@PhysInHistory We had our own time travellers' party... with hookers and blackjack!

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@qikipedia Sounds reasonable. A surfeit of eels never harmed anyone.

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@anon_opin I just tried this for science. I was able on my Samsung to create a mode which restricts every app except Chrome and VPN. Turns on all do not disturbs for calls and apps, and turns off Bluetooth and all volume. It also opens a VPN connection to Belgium. What a future we live in!

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@rpunkfu @Jackkk Mission 44 - Global foundation established by Lewis Hamilton. https://t.co/iHDAkyFrLY

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@ScarredForLife2 I know a horrible real life incident that involved a bar heater balanced on top of a wardrobe with the flex within reach of a toddler's cot. It was the 70s.

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@anon_opin I much preferred the Amiga version.

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@bbnomula @itsDanBull please!

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@HadleyFreeman It's so gone to shit since Jeremy died, really.

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@Pikitatea I've wishlisted and I'm looking forward to it! Love me some Cribbage, as long as someone else is helping me keep score :D

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@anon_opin A good DBA after 3 to 6 months in a job should be doing nothing 80% of the time.