Hi Joe,
I have bad news.
My chosen charity is The Blue Marine Foundation.
My favourite cheese is Delice de Bourgogne.
I’m Number 1 in the album charts.
And you’re no longer called Joe.
Much love,
Ryan Air.
Hold on. If my album goes to No.1 tomorrow, all I have to do is tell you my favourite cheese, and you’ll give £1000 to a charity of my choice and legally change your name to James Blunt?
Deal. People - let’s get to work.
https://t.co/ySCzhWQGcb
This petition calls for a general election now and a permanent rule that any Prime Minister who resigns must immediately call one.
Starmer was elected in July 2024. His government then brought in major policies that were never in the Labour manifesto. He has since resigned.
Any successor must face the country in a general election to seek a fresh mandate. No more unelected continuity.
Borders, pensioners, farmers and rape-gang survivors have all been failed. Confidence is gone.
If you agree, please sign and share.
https://t.co/MlFBLdeSxb
UK is arguably the first country to ban fun. They’re killing the pubs. Killing the internet. Allowing foreigners to destroy the parks and nature. The entire point of their society is to get rid of any sort of fun anybody may accidentally have.
"When all else fails, they take you to war."
Neil Oliver warns that the desperate push for war against Russia serves as a mechanism to launder money, impose martial law, and justify conscription across Europe, but predicts this narrative will ultimately fail due to lack of public support.
@OctopusEnergy Honestly, for the love of your company, this isn’t the hill to die on.
Whether they work or not is very dependent on the property. Your never ending stats trying to boost sales of heat pumps makes you look very disingenuous and untrustworthy
@mikegardner_wb Didn’t have to wait long….
Today’s headline of being ready for war in 1000 days
Absolute shit show. These guys live in an alternate universe
Shut it all down.
Forever.
And throw this idiot in jail while you're at it, he's actively trying to set the world on fire so he can turn around and sell us a solution.
@EdwardJDavey Just like every Ukrainian death is on Europe for sponsoring a war that could never be won just so they could stick it to Russia.
Biggest money laundering operation in history, or biggest con job to screw money from the west to the east and we fell for it hook line and sinker