TheRealCryptoBaby

I’m just a baby. I make crypto picks that make 💰💰💰If you lose money on 1 pick out of 10, just take it easy, will ya?! I’m literally a baby. 👶🍼👼

[TheRealCryptoBaby @cryptozenmaster]

Also want to know how to buy this beast while it’s cheap. @AltOne_Crypto @OfficialScroll

[TheRealCryptoBaby @cryptozenmaster]

@piedpipercoin added to @Coinbase? @WarrenBuffett and @elonmusk finally agree on something. #piedpipercoin #airdropalert https://t.co/8EIo3zX9K2

[TheRealCryptoBaby @cryptozenmaster]

Every #crypto #noob will fuck up by changing their whole crypto portfolio after reading 1 tweet from an account with 27 followers that provides zero evidence for claims and the tweet has only 3 likes and no comments. Grow up noobs or continue to get #Rekt #trx #tron 🚀🚀🚀🌙🌙🌙

[TheRealCryptoBaby @cryptozenmaster]

@PhilakoneCrypto I just shit my pants.

[TheRealCryptoBaby @cryptozenmaster]

Almost complete with research of who Creator of Bitcoin, The Real Satoshi. I’ve narrowed it down to 3. The real satoshi is either @elonmusk , Cubs Pres of Baseball Operations Theo Epstein or @50cent
#Satoshi #BTC

[TheRealCryptoBaby @cryptozenmaster]

#tron #trx $trx #bitcoin #ltc #litecoin

[TheRealCryptoBaby @cryptozenmaster]

@DTScrypto @Cryptonoobie I did my own research and I came up with a lineup of #BTC #ETH #LTC #NEO #ZEC #XMR AND #DASH I have an open mind though so will adjust the more I learn.

[TheRealCryptoBaby @cryptozenmaster]

@DTScrypto @Cryptonoobie Thanks! Any alts I should put my ZEC money in?

[TheRealCryptoBaby @cryptozenmaster]

@Cryptonoobie I trust your opinion. Honestly curious why you don’t like #ZEC ?

[TheRealCryptoBaby @cryptozenmaster]

Let’s all just puke fiat all over @binance_2017 if it opens in the next hour. I believe in this team. 🚀🚀🚀

[TheRealCryptoBaby @cryptozenmaster]

@elonmusk It’s official. A car in space has brought me to tears. You have given me hope for a better future in these selfish times. The one line from Space Oddity that is resonating with me is “The stars look very different today...” Yes they do. Thank you from all of us.

[TheRealCryptoBaby @cryptozenmaster]

@DougPolkPoker As a baby, I can’t read charts but I can squeeze farts. Almost as useful.

[TheRealCryptoBaby @cryptozenmaster]

@LarrytheWombat Your passion has reinvigorated my former passion for #trx #tron .

[TheRealCryptoBaby @cryptozenmaster]

@DougPolkPoker @RichardHeartWin Seriously? I’ll jump in if you are but you speak sarcasm so just confirming before bagging. I’m an #IOTA virgin. And a baby so well... yeah.

[TheRealCryptoBaby @cryptozenmaster]

@DougPolkPoker @RichardHeartWin I started crypto Nov 1 for about $6500 per #BTC. Many coworkers and friends got interested in December. I keep telling them my devastating poker losses will be a huge asset in #crypto . I am indifferent to major short term losses. As are you. Most people panic.

[TheRealCryptoBaby @cryptozenmaster]

I am THE real crypto baby. Stick with me and you’ll be wearing gold plated diapers! #HODL #Walken

[TheRealCryptoBaby @cryptozenmaster]

Nooooooo!! You’re going to get fucking syrup on the cards. Might as well throw BBQ spare ribs on there for complete annihilation. https://t.co/Yj1WTGUdig

[PonderJaunt @PonderJaunt]

$XRP I LOVE IT.

[TheRealCryptoBaby @cryptozenmaster]

Yeah. I can’t figure how to spend all this money that poured in to my #crypto wallet. It’s overwhelming. https://t.co/zfKRFDXCkk

[Business Insider @BusinessInsider]

Money was pouring into crypto during the stock market's selloff https://t.co/G0mN3RuPJU

[TheRealCryptoBaby @cryptozenmaster]

@lowstrife @EthereumAddict Your mom is a #Bitcoin dump!

[TheRealCryptoBaby @cryptozenmaster]

You might disagree but you’re wrong.