Crystal

eng/esp | twenty | he/him

[Lady Alexis Raine @StebMcDreb]

the thing w/ Marathon is I immensely respect the integrity and philosophy in making a multiplayer game as player hostile as it is for genuine artistic effect, but getting home at the end of the day and DMing a friend "yooooo hop on Pathologic duos" just isn't an enticing prospect

[Crystal @crysoliss]

@crotfs lamar steals every scene he's in. generational character

[Crystal @crysoliss]

@ShinViral spectacleslop

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[Crystal @crysoliss]

@zuggaloz @Zizoplays1 Why is the Master Collection not great? I thought it was fixed by now. They even got an HD texture pack.

[Eggroll 🐻‍❄️ @EggrolarBear]

so after watching the movie a third time i'm starting to realize that nikki's behavior may have been influenced by that little stick that bear cracked in half

[s44nti @s44nti]

gasté dinero como si no hubiera mañana y si hubo mañana

[Mr. Honeydew @bestbuddy1998]

No actually you can’t sample this “flavor” because it’s not an ice cream flavor but rather it is a mammal known colloquially as a “cat”. Pathetic attempt at a “joke”. Fuck off.

[Crystal @crysoliss]

@chiisume the train suplex claims another victim

[Ocie オシ || 오시 @Ocie_Casts]

DSG took Crazy Raccoon to Map 5 basically

[Nuria Muro @nuriamurogio]

cabo verde vs argentina

[cam @1805cam]

GTA 5’s biggest problem by far is that Franklin is the best part of the game and yet he’s put almost entirely on the backburner in the second half

[Gabe Guidarini @GabeGuidarini]

Writing an essay about how Batman is the true protagonist of The Dark Knight (2008) and getting 160,000 likes for my profound commentary

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

at what age does ur penis stop growing this cant be everything

[AshYe @ashyeunderscore]

streamer privilege is insanely real cause you have one bad slightly off game and your whole team wishes death on your bloodline with no remorse but if pge goes triple negative no one says a word

[Crystal @crysoliss]

@yutiffa el 12 de febrero de 2023 la maldad los consumió y decidieron subir el precio. una bronca

[Crystal @crysoliss]

@florecilla39 obsession tiene la sutileza de una bomba nuclear pero viendo twitter uno pensaría que es cine ultraprofundo con como la gente o:
- declara el mensaje de la película como si fuera una gran conclusión
- hace lo que sea que hace el post original

[·˚﹒𝔇﹒˙‧ @DivinaLeonis]

Fuck Reeds dickriding ass

[Pearl 🍉 @pearl_ow3]

i used to think the cass hate was overblown but im serious this char needs to be nuked