Crystal Thomas

#Mom - #SAGAFTRA #Actor - #Writer - #Artist
Writing. Laughing. Staying afloat. Keeping the kids alive & fed.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

We're done with the Brock Purdy slander.

#PMSLive #FTTB

[Crystal Thomas @crystaljmthomas]

@theatomicmom @GovMLG Yep. Like using the Riot Act to shut down Gallup.

[Crystal Thomas @crystaljmthomas]

My anxiety is running so high that I constantly talk out loud to myself to keep it all straight... so I see you, person by the bus bench. I'm bout ready to just join your little dance party & forget the rest!
#AdultingAndStuff

[Crystal Thomas @crystaljmthomas]

@Markchoma1 @RexChapman Good news: the waterproof ski pants would have held it in for the camera, so no visual evidence, and we can't smell pictures yet!

[Crystal Thomas @crystaljmthomas]

Just got to have a 'fun' talk with my teen about fentanyl, & I just gotta say, fuck all yall who make the world harder for our kids.
#parenting #drugsafety #TheMoreYouKnow

[Crystal Thomas @crystaljmthomas]

@LiftingHumanity Strength and hope

[Crystal Thomas @crystaljmthomas]

Just curious: how DOES one fit an arbitrary set of 365 calendar days with cement shoes, to be dropped in the deepest depths, never to be seen or heard from again?
#HappyNewYear2023 #cantwait #goodbye2022

[Crystal Thomas @crystaljmthomas]

This is how I'm starting... let's see how well I end up after my last minute #christmasshopping run...
#wishmeluck

[Crystal Thomas @crystaljmthomas]

I LOVE collaboration with creatives! Let's keep telling our stories & supporting each other on our journeys!
#nmfilm #bellyencountersmovie #screenwriter #actor #filmmaker #artwork #heartwork #comingsoon https://t.co/Yxiuvs8cGm

[Crystal Thomas @crystaljmthomas]

Submitting & honing & creating... the work never stops!

#ffonesentencepitch #screenwriter #filmmaker #producer #actor #heartwork #momster https://t.co/jwapu46hF2

[Crystal Thomas @crystaljmthomas]

One of those days as a #Screenwriter & #Filmmaker where you ask, "Why am I doing this?" Phew. Digging deep to not lose the day to discouragement.
Take heart, #creatives. What we have to share is important.
#hugs #heartwork #ArtIsWorthIt

[Crystal Thomas @crystaljmthomas]

@KJelleebean Hello! Same here. Way to put yourself out there!

[Crystal Thomas @crystaljmthomas]

How do I get one of those sparkly purple jackets that the band is wearing for the halftime show?
#NFLMexicoGame #go9ers #BangBang @49ers

[Crystal Thomas @crystaljmthomas]

Perfect way to contemplate my birthday. What are we doing with our lives? Hopefully as much good as possible!

#birthday #quoteoftheday #tenfour #happybirthdaytome

[Crystal Thomas @crystaljmthomas]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/ZeQhZm6qJc

[Crystal Thomas @crystaljmthomas]

Open up the latest #screenplay draft, mind goes blank. Go bitch about lack of motivation and focus to the hubs, and the muse wakes up. See? Whining does help after all. (Don't tell my kids.)
#writing #editing #coffee

[Crystal Thomas @crystaljmthomas]

...so please just put your shoes on the first one to three times I ask you...

[Marcy G @BunAndLeggings]

I would best describe my parenting style as gentle parenting with a sprinkle of sorry I lost my shit but y'all are driving me crazy

[Crystal Thomas @crystaljmthomas]

@SalorMoon_Shine 2nd one - especially when they have no context or no kids of their own.

[Crystal Thomas @crystaljmthomas]

@Brian_M_OConnor @screencrafting @Coverfly That's excellent! Great work and congrats!

[Crystal Thomas @crystaljmthomas]

@traciej_ 🤣🤣🤣
I live in a pueblo and still can't get my shipping address accepted on websites, even though the delivery guys all know us by name.