kristen sinners

Dutchess of Denim • Reincarnated Leslie Knope • 2nd Place Class Clown 2011 • Food Network Fangirl • Simoleon Millionaire • Beyonce Backup Dancer

[kristen sinners @cs0mers316]

My dad used to live in Myrtle Beach and this was the only airline with a direct flight so I would ride Hooters Air by myself when I was 13 years-old on a regular basis

[𝖙𝖊𝖊𝖏.𝖏𝖕𝖌 @tjvining]

america has gone downhill since we lost Hooters Air

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nothing is more humbling than putting a silicone ice cube tray back into the freezer

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me on Twitter and Threads simultaneously

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Yes there is Instacart but give me someone who will sit on line at CVS and wait for my prescription for me

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Asked @JamesCream_ where he sees us five years down the road.

“We’ll own a rundown movie theater in a really bad area”

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It's important everyone understands that Jamie Tartt and Justin Bieber are the same person #TedLasso

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Me watching #SexLife like ??? @alwayssunny

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Is there anything more honorable or athletic than a soccer ball accidentally rolling your way and you kick it back to the squad perfectly ???

I am insanely cool

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Update from Soup Lovers on FB:

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White women love to develop recipes putting “crack” in front of anything and it’s just adding cream cheese

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@DangJingleJang @MarthaStewart @WhiteWomenStop @WhiteFolkProbs

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@DangJingleJang @MarthaStewart @WhiteWomenStop @WhiteFolkProbs

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@DangJingleJang #crackchickensoup #cookiecrackdip #crackcocaine @MarthaStewart @WhiteWomenStop @WhiteFolkProbs

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Goodnight world

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@the_louis_hills Hot

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I wonder what it’s like to have a flight where the gate isn’t at the deepest unknown corner of the universe

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@ZatchWilliams

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“Look at this guy”

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@ZatchWilliams

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@ThisIsTimRooney @_JustBlaise You’re damn right he is!

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This kid has been on my fridge for a month and I never bothered to notify him @_JustBlaise

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@_JustBlaise ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️