Chrumner Smith

I wouldn’t follow me

[Chrumner Smith @cs0mnersmith]

@wesstreeting You’re a disgrace

[Chrumner Smith @cs0mnersmith]

Wes Streeting has pulled out from a leadership race, less than a month after saying he’d stand in any. Has he realised how unpopular he is?

[Sam @SamCKx]

If Keir Starmer does resign, history will look back on his reign and scratch its head as to why the hell he was so hated.

On paper, he's probably delivered more to working British people in such a short time than any PM for decades.

After inheriting an absolute mess: NHS waiting lists fallen. Worker's rights improved. Rail operators nationalised. Improved relations with EU and improved UK's global reputation. Removed non-dom tax status. Halved childcare costs. Boosted state pensions. Lowest homicide rate in 50 years. Lifted 550k children out of poverty. Immigration vastly reduced.

We are in the age of billionaire funded misinformation, whose sole purpose is to topple democratically elected leaders, and insert leadership that favours the wealthy elites over the working people. Looks like the game plan is working...

[Chrumner Smith @cs0mnersmith]

The big winner from this test has been Jamie Smith #engvnz

[Chrumner Smith @cs0mnersmith]

I may not have timed this well

[Chrumner Smith @cs0mnersmith]

What was Ollie Pope’s average at the oval again? #engvnz #bbctms

[Chrumner Smith @cs0mnersmith]

@MarkHeath45 Your info is complete bollocks, much like Reform is general

[Chrumner Smith @cs0mnersmith]

What the fuck

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Tino Livramento to miss World Cup with calf injury. Not serious but major blow for Newcastle United defender & #England ahead of #2026FIFAWorldCup opener vs #Croatia - 23yo returning to #NUFC + Trevoh Chalobah called up @TheAthleticFC post @Matt_Law_DT https://t.co/5aghFLEYdO

[Chrumner Smith @cs0mnersmith]

Charles Leclerc might be the unluckiest man in sport #barcelonagp

[Chrumner Smith @cs0mnersmith]

@kevinhollinrake @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Tbf Churchill got it wrong several times, so it wouldn’t be the most surprising thing

[Chrumner Smith @cs0mnersmith]

@AllisonPearson Just making up stats, are we?

[Chrumner Smith @cs0mnersmith]

Genuinely baffled by these players when they represent Morocco. What do you mean Mazraoui is good?! #fifaworldcup

[Chrumner Smith @cs0mnersmith]

Dunno if this is a hot take but Shearer is awful on comms. Like him in the studio but Christ #fifaworldcup

[Chrumner Smith @cs0mnersmith]

And this is not a dig. Igor Thiago is a baller

[Chrumner Smith @cs0mnersmith]

A Brentford striker leading the line for Brazil at a World Cup. What a time to be alive #fifaworldcup

[Chrumner Smith @cs0mnersmith]

You’ve found the one positive interaction compared to 50,000 negative ones about the US. Whole thing should’ve been in Mexico

[Katerina Dimitratos @KDimitratos]

World Cup tourists have discovered New Jersey deli:

[Chrumner Smith @cs0mnersmith]

@Ameer_Kotecha Do they mean of Labour governments? Because I can point to a few more devoid of intellect over the past two decades…

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Daily Mail posts lies about the Greens that are spread far and wide. I wish half the number of people saw their apologies.

Solidarity with Kamel.

[Chrumner Smith @cs0mnersmith]

@cyclingontnt That’s a speedbump for most pro cyclists

[Chrumner Smith @cs0mnersmith]

@fesshole How big are your eyeballs man