Chief Works With Virus

This years International Man of Mystery

[Chief Works With Virus @csammons24]

I said who ever doesn’t follow me on twitter yo moms a hoe

[Breitlings & Benellis @BarbourBurner]

A lot of 27-33 year old men trying to be Anthony Bourdain. Cowardly.

I’m Action Bronson-maxxing. I’m on the phone with a Turkish saffron broker at the baccarat table. I’m providing color commentary on arms deals.

You bought black American spirits and called it “a vibe”

[Jason Hanson @JasonHanson2028]

“Food is a human right”.

No, it’s not.

It takes work. A lot of work.

You have to hunt and kill or otherwise harvest it.

You also have to grow it, tend it, and preserve or prepare it.

Freedom is a human right. When the first people were born, they were free to choose, not handed a plate of food.

They also choose poorly - not listening to God’s commands - so God made it harder to tend the land and animals.

With that being said, being fed is a good thing.

Being given food when you have none is a good thing.

But working for your food is even better.

Planting or raising it.

Tending it.

Harvesting it.

Preparing it.

Tasting it.

Enjoying it.

Because you worked for it.

Because you created it.

Because you earned it.

Being fed is not a human right.

Being fed takes a lot of work.

And if you’re not doing that work, then someone else is.

Enjoy the day! 🇺🇸

Godspeed.

[MC Rosie🦀 @MC_Rosie4]

The sequel to niggas in Paris finally dropped

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Bring back the uniform number by position rules enough is enough

[Stonetoss Comics @stonetoss]

final destination highway log scene but the logs are secure it's just the driver is indian

[Rank 1 Apples @Rank1Apples]

Maybe instead of selling off public lands we judt pass a bill instead to ban private equity from owning single family homes or duplexes or townhomes and then see how many homes are available?

[Battle Beagle @HarmlessYardDog]

I care about a single Rocky Mountain elk more than the entire Middle East.

I want no involvement in your 1000 year blood feud.

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

1 Montana elk is worth more than the entire subcontinent of India’s population

[TheAmericanSouthwest🏜️ @ThomasWayneRil1]

I am a Public Land Nationalist. Not only should it never be sold or partitioned off but there should be no new roads built. It should be prohibitively expensive to visit for nonAmericans & I’m now convinced Americans must EARN the right to visit. Too many people don’t deserve it.

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

I would rather get rid of every single welfare program than sell off our National Parks and Forests

[bing 🪵 @BingBongLLC]

how it feels being a patriot but hungover

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Cattle that are fed grain still spend 89% of their lives on pasture, eating grass.

The final 11% spent on grain isn't going to stop it from being the most nutritious food on the planet.

So don't fall prey to the elitism around grass-finished beef.

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

I hate the cheating azz chiefs

[Chase Senior @Chase_Senior]

Patrick Mahomes is a great player and makes magical plays. It’s just a shame that he flops, baits defenders into weak penalties and the NFL goes over the top in protecting him and the Chiefs with questionable calls

[Siren Summoner @HXPERHAM]

your baby is fucking crying all the time because it wants the smooth refreshing pull of a Marlboro red.

[Chief Works With Virus @csammons24]

They should give him the heisman for this

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

That time Hunter Renfrow turned into a top-tier DB 😱

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

hey man nice turbo bright LED headlights. unfortunately for you, i’m driving a shitbox old pick up truck with no seatbelts or AC, and manual windows that i paid 2 grand for, my eye sight isn’t too good at night, and i’m in a bad mood. you’re gonna die buddy

[Jeff @TheFantasyEng]

Millions of Americans woke up in a cold sweat Tuesday night at 3am and immediately rushed to their phone to check results. Well, now you know how it feels to play fantasy football. Not so easy, is it?

[Chief Works With Virus @csammons24]

I can probably handle a monster mash, but I don’t think I’m physically or mentally ready to run into a graveyard smash today