Christopher Stephen Barnard

Intrepid independent designer, developer and agency upstart. Ex 90s guitar hero. Trying to help make everything a little less mundane.

[Christopher Stephen Barnard @csbarnard]

Lincoln City's third strip...The logo way, way, way better.

[P(David|Kipping) ∝ P(Kipping|David) P(David) @david_kipping]

If AI does one day take over the reigns of our society, I suspect it won’t be like in the movies where we can’t unplug it, but rather we won’t want to. We’ll be too dependent upon it.

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@martinrblow Just got to me amazed again that at some point there were rows of buildings either side of the Witham all along where the water company is now...If only Google maps could somehow recreate historical street views....

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@dianalizia σφουγγαράκι με μελάνι. 😂

[Christopher Stephen Barnard @csbarnard]

@richtabor B. I feel the input boxes have too much vertical space though. That's the first thing that drew my attention. Then the labels etc. Everything could be tighter and more consistent and still breathe.

[Code to Conduit @CodeToConduit]

British people… what is Brown Sauce? 🤔

[Christopher Stephen Barnard @csbarnard]

I sold sips of a bottle of water I had the foresight to fill up on a stop on a school coach trip. 10p a sip.

[Void⚡ @codewithvoid]

developers, how did you make your first $?

[Christopher Stephen Barnard @csbarnard]

Anyone get a load of spam messages here recently?

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I'm being mistaken on Twitter for a learned political activist.

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As a developer do you enjoy all these facile tech tweets?

[Christopher Stephen Barnard @csbarnard]

Like League Two with better kits.

[Christopher Stephen Barnard @csbarnard]

@sonyplugins @elonmusk Then 44 people could have clubbed together and bought Twitter. This is brilliant.

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@IanColdwater Eggy Bread. Toad in the hole is a sausage stuck in a Yorkshire pudding, this is not toad in the hole, well at least in Northern England.

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I just floated an element with @tailwindcss. I feel liberated.

[Christopher Stephen Barnard @csbarnard]

@denvercoder I'm English but I speak Greek for some reason and it helped me pronounce the COVID variants correctly.

[Tomasz Łakomy @tlakomy]

I’m not sure if I’d be comfortable driving a Tesla, what if 80% of its parts are deemed unnecessary? 🫣

“I see you haven’t used the airbag in quite some time”

[Christopher Stephen Barnard @csbarnard]

Is scrolling broken?

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@theworstdev 3am everyday - then not getting back to sleep. Utterly tedious. Apparently it's genetic, something about having to hunt.

[Christopher Stephen Barnard @csbarnard]

Illegal streaming sites that have cookie notices?

[Christopher Stephen Barnard @csbarnard]

I spent 5 hours cleaning today and nobody has come home to appreciate it and also it's dark.