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@wolfjake95 @aidangs a real rofl moment if i’ve ever seen one

[palehound @Palehound]

the love i have for french fries is unparalleled. i seek them out and they are always there, i tell them how beautiful they are, i am my best self when they’re around.

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[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

There’s thousands of songs about getting your heart broken but only one about moving to the country and eating lots of peaches

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[The Alternative @GetAlternative]

New @marble_teeth EP is baller, especially if you like Worst Party Ever or Modern Baseball https://t.co/aFGWey8ZKD

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“yeah i got drip, post nasal drip!”-@obishop53

[I’ve Pet That Cat @IvePetThatCat1]

Meet Annie! She is a cuddly 4 year old Calico. She is comforting when her caregiver is upset or crying. She is also sassy. She wakes her caregiver up by licking her head. She opens drawers and then crawls through the cabinets. She often sleeps with her tongue sticking out.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

official press release

[Told Slant @Felixixix666]

i wish i was one of the musicians that people liked to give $10,000 to

[ren ♡ @cherriesren]

today I give you, egg jake :)
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