@katiedimartin The person who recommended Gideon to me warned me that it would wreck me (it did not), but the person who recommended Baru Cormorant did NOT warn me (and oooof it did)
@em0rydavis I dm them to myself on Slack 😂 Maybe not the most efficient, but I almost never send myself any other messages, so it ends up being a pretty clean thread of things I thought were useful at one point.
ticketmaster: sit tight, we’re securing your verified tickets!
also ticketmaster: too slow, the seats we suggested are gone because we also suggested them to 6000 other people
inspired by real events please enjoy this one page RPG called "I do not want a mastodon" in which you are given a mastodon you do not want by well meaning people who do not understand that you do not want a mastodon