Courtney

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

Jordan Mailata just using american football to launch a singing career? 😂

Jason Kelce's reaction when Mailata starts singing is priceless!
#Eagles

[Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams]

Vote early for me today, and know that I will work to reverse Brian Kemp’s cruel six-week abortion ban starting next January when I’m governor.

[Courtney @cschutter5]

Not ready to go home but so happy I got to spend the last 5 days with my best friend in an amazing state! Can’t wait to come back @ Bangor, Maine https://t.co/S21PUzITuN

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Hercules. He knows it's not Halloween yet, but every day can be Halloween when your costume is this good. 14/10

[YNAB @ynab]

Ghosts and goblins are supposed to be scary, but do you know what's really nightmare inducing? Not having a budget. 😱

[Courtney @cschutter5]

@RuthieConnell @RobBenedict I actually had no idea who this was🤣🤣 I’m also terrible with names so had to click the tag 🤷🏼‍♀️🤪

[Courtney @cschutter5]

@RealAdamRose 🤣

[Katie Phang @KatiePhang]

@therecount So DeSantis is preemptively—without any just cause or without being based upon any reasonable or reliable information—just kidnapping asylum-seekers and transporting them across state lines to dump them in another city?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Saul. He doesn’t know about you, but he’s done with summer. Has decided to just stand here until autumn. 14/10

[Courtney @cschutter5]

@ExcusesbyJulie 🤣

[Courtney @cschutter5]

@ExcusesbyJulie It doesn’t have to be greys that was the first thing to pop in my head lol

[Courtney @cschutter5]

@ExcusesbyJulie I think it might be what you press so you can say “play greys anatomy” and it will hear you

[Courtney @cschutter5]

@ynab Stop at the gas station everyday for an energy drink. It’s been years

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

.@GovKemp You are trash.

[Courtney @cschutter5]

@Riah__ Feel good?

[Courtney @cschutter5]

@MattBre01693095 @mindykaling It probably took her 4 year what felt like an hour to open one present because they’re opening it rip by tiny rip

[Courtney @cschutter5]

@mindykaling People don’t understand the amount of willpower and patients it takes not to just do it yourself. It’s a superpower

[Courtney @cschutter5]

@U2Lorax @TheBloggess It might be! Religious groups used to use tarot all the time! Until someone decided it was devil worship or whatever 🙄

[Courtney @cschutter5]

@jolich67 @SueBee0619 @TheBloggess It tracks 🤣

[Courtney @cschutter5]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary