Longboi

[Longboi @csebbco]

@TeeCGGaming It’s wild how you manage to get 2 inches to hit the back of your throat

[Longboi @csebbco]

@Noctapus The people complaining dont realise it’s not marketed to them. It’s for CHILDREN, not some basement dwelling loser reminiscing about how better their lives were as kids.

[Longboi @csebbco]

@caasii_tcg These org players are basement dwellers . They go to these events to win the prize, sell em along with their shitty AI generated metafy guides. The fear of having to get a real job stresses them out so much that they become unbearable players.

[Longboi @csebbco]

@Kadziet @Sebbywebz It’s his whole personality. He’d have an identity crisis otherwise.

[Longboi @csebbco]

@simplynvm Something something Shen leader

[Longboi @csebbco]

@TheManLandTCG How entitled can you be

[Longboi @csebbco]

@ramekiano Mateo slow played every round on purpose. Both players AND the judges were shitheads. Low quality RQ is general.

[Longboi @csebbco]

@Challengertcg 2500 words AI certified

[Longboi @csebbco]

@DATGUYCOOP @Ainastrasza Has to be engagement farming. No way in hell you’re that much of a tool.

[Longboi @csebbco]

@SeptRiftbound The real question is why play a deck that gets solo’d by Gust

[Longboi @csebbco]

@billiw8n @JamieBonkiewicz It’s insane how good you are. You are able to make 2 inches hit the back of your throat with those skilla.

[Longboi @csebbco]

@Krashy Same thing can be said about any purple deck

[Longboi @csebbco]

@LotharHS It’s really not

[Longboi @csebbco]

@MomSkyRB @Prismaticismism @TheManLandTCG The optimal play is to cry for a decree ban on twitter

[Longboi @csebbco]

@MomSkyRB Allegedly

[Longboi @csebbco]

@Prismaticismism Boohoo

[Longboi @csebbco]

@ChironTheMage Duh, you play purple into a non-purple deck. Dafuk do you expect

[Longboi @csebbco]

@KratosMVN She’s just farming engagement

[Longboi @csebbco]

@krejman_mtg @GhaelWindss They might, but not in the main to my knowledge