Christopher Lawrence

this has devolved into the place where I point out to companies how much they suck. because it's face it, this is one of the only places they respond.

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@Gianl1974 Use words

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@GaryPetersonUSA Your AI needs better I

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@GaryPetersonUSA 🤔 it looks like.... Nathan Lane‽

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I need to know who at @HiltonHotels thought of the brilliant idea to put a mini fridge into an enclosed space without any ventilation. The genius is unparalleled.

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Actually useless.

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Dear @Starlink,
It is astounding that you believe a 100% increase in the fee to keep my Starlink account on standby is appropriate. $5/mo for "emergency service" (actually unusable in an actual emergency situation) that runs at a speed less than 1Mbps was already absurd. Goodbye.

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@FighterAdhdeej @Starlink Seriously. The greed is amazing. Hope they will be happy with $0/mo from me.

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@MountainDew I don't know who is responsible for #DirtyMountainDew, but the whole team and whomever approved that atrocity needs to be relieved of their duties. I demand restitution for the harm done to my taste buds.

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@nytimes it's hard to play your game when the screen is wonky. I guess there wasn't a lot in the budget for testing

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@Applebees in the Northern states, maybe invest in some windows that *don't* let the cold come through. I know it's an extra $100 per window, but imagine the saving on your heating bill!

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@X what the actual F? I tried logging in 5 times and was in a verification loop.

How hard is it to say "please update the app"?

What a bunch of fucking losers

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Hey @McDonalds someone on your app's UI/UX team is getting coal in their stocking. Please tell me which direction means "on". A same human would have had that button change colors when activated. Also, reporting issues via the app is about as useful as a wet paper bag.

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@ATT it does no good to have 5G+ service if it is overextended and your backbone is trash

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@FedExHelp A return shipment tracking number that I created on 10/27 cannot be found when I click the tracking number link from within the FedEx Ship Manager page. Also, your "virtual assistant" is as useful as a wet paper bag.

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@jason_koebler you should probably do a little research before posting an article about Kodak/Kodak Alaris and ensure your information is up to date.

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@DuvalMagic Seems like I'm pretty excited I didn't buy this game on launch - either for PC or console. So tired of developers releasing garbage and then trying to "fix" it later. If you have a zero day patch - you suck.

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@Walmart who in your organization is in charge of making these determinations? I need to have a word with them. ID for this is not a state or federal requirement, and frankly it's getting out of hand.

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@CapitalOne your "reoccurring merchant" manager is kinda garbage. And by that, I mean it is complete bollocks. My @StreamOnMax subscription charge was declined today because my card is locked. So much for recurring charges being good to go 🙄

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@fedex I created a shipment but your site isn't letting me print or download the shipment. When I click print it says it was successfully printed, but the new window with the labels doesn't open. I've tried two different browsers,and I have no issues on the 1st.

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Thanks, @OnStar. Where was this alert *yesterday* when a tire was completely flat?