Cora Shane

[Cora Shane @cshane22]

thank me later buddy @Hafez9336 @MehDi79931305 @Crypto_Praveen @23571113monkey @Chamintha91 @caterpi34029250 @romanotiney @amirtrader2021 @illusio41284223 @0xAdvocatus @SteveSadin @Crypto13568 @omnidotapp @Enzo_Couche

[Gender Pay Gap Bot @PayGapApp]

In this organisation, women's median hourly pay is 60.5% lower than men's. The pay gap is 13.7 percentage points wider than the previous year.

[henry joce @henry_joce]

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

2023 trying to drink more water but how do I stop the peeing

[Cora Shane @cshane22]

It’s hard to want to leave your hometown when you have a whole national park in your backyard

[hellon dude @allahliker]

the trick to defeating imposter syndrome is not by realizing you're not an imposter. because you are. you're an incompetent boob, a total disgrace. the trick is noticing how bad everyone else is too

[pj @pjayevans]

Can I come over. I got the zoomies and you have an open floor plan

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Who is in favour of bringing Roman numerals back into use?

I for one.

[trash jones @jzux]

why would i finish a thought when i could start a new more exciting one

[Stefanos Tsitsipas @stefanos]

The first human to eat a crab must have been really freaking hungry to voluntarily eat an enormous sea spider wearing full armour.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

why is everyone just now hearing running up that hill

[Zara_Thustra @Mpumi_Xavier]

Currently very overdue for some romantic things to happen to me

[clintoris @clintoris]

Blocking him isn’t enough I need to watch his hairline recede

[Bobby Read @bobby_read5420]

Done ✅

[Andrew Knox @SoftKnox]

Enough with the survival shows where people know what they’re doing, it’s time for the idiots

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

everyone in a friend group has their own little role, and i’m proud to be the one who always thinks everyone should quit their job