Christopher Shontz

Beardy wilderness middle age nouveau-cafe vibe. This is not the content you’re looking for.

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This is huge. Did you guys realize this was the same actor?

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Shout-out to the Toasted Cheddar Chalupa Box.

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@BurbyCottis @kcowyo @markdstephens Yes! Imma find my way down come new year!

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@BurbyCottis Recommend snack.

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Lancaster peeps, EMS is gone, Damon’s is gone, the Bon-Ton is gone. Casualties of 2020.

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@donnyspi I’m an unremarkable sphere!

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How would you have evaded the crashing spacecraft in Prometheus?

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I abhor mid-roll ads. If I have implemented mid-roll ads, it is either because I forgot to uncheck the box, or YouTube took liberties. Likely the latter. I hate mid-roll ads.

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2020 is the lamest year. Aside from possibly year 0, which was wrought with fire and tumult as the universe, and our world itself was formed.

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@LostWorldLuis @markdstephens @kcowyo I feel it’s important to reassert my stoke.

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@markdstephens @kcowyo I am also stoked for @kcowyo

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There is a high-chair and the child is absent from it. The child is frolicking in the grass gleefully.

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I ate this the other day. I took two slices as leftovers as a tactic to hide my shame, and then finished them in the car.

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Right now, Twitter is proving to be an invaluable resource for determining what is burning around me! @wildlandfireAZ

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“Don’t leave my hyper heart alone on the water.”

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@BurbyCottis Good to know! I didn’t even know my radar had those colors. 🍻

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wth

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Is it more practical to house advanced artificial intelligence in a well-ventilated box or in a large, ominous sphere?

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@tastefactory If you want to nuke something for a minute and a half, you can hit ‘90’ and save time while also throwing a bone to the 9 button.