Shiny Happy People should be commended for exposing Gothardโs abusive cult, but much like its evangelical disaster porn predecessor, The Rise and Fall of Mars Hill, SHP takes the opportunity to launch a broader attack on conservative Christians in general. 1/2
I made a lighthearted Facebook post about metronomes and itโs more controversial than any political post Iโve ever made, and so once again I find myself questioning why I even bother on there ๐
As ancient Rome cries "Non omnis moriar" under the crushing weight of unchecked capitalism, Starbucks responds "yes, but part of you shall!"
The new drink sizes will be Veni, vidi, and vici.
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Grew up: Fundamentalist Baptist
Currently: Atheist
Instrument: pianist
Could see myself becoming: disillusioned recluse who channels an insane amount of energy and skill into serenading her herd of goats.
@JoshuaLWatson Grew up: Evangelical
Currently: Atheist
Instrument: Piano Player.
Could see myself becoming a Minister of Music with a dramatic re-conversion story in a mega church for my retirement plan.
Dear Aliens,
My name is Carly & Iโm a local pianist. I couldnโt help but notice how lovely your ships are. I think some light cocktail piano would make them out of this world. I play in a variety of styles & my rate is $75/hr (or not killing me). Let me know if youโre interested!
The amount of confusion and nihilism on here and TikTok surrounding the last few news events is concerning. Not only do we have access to more information than the human brain was meant to handle, but we also have the ability to muddy the water by contributing to our own chaos.
Last weekend I accidentally poured milk into a mimosa instead of OJ. I topped it off with a little OJ and forced myself to down it so I wouldnโt waste anything. I tried to convince myself it tasted like creamsicle. It didnโt ๐