Christine Turkey-Slaughter

Social Science Research Librarian @UVA, neurotic forever-ABD @Yale, sociologist. She/her

[Christine Turkey-Slaughter @cslaughter]

alt.gossip.celebrities lurker

[k @yslnadi]

youngsters don't know this but twitter used to be bird themed. the bird icon. bird house for home. egg for new account. never forget what they took from us

[Madison Mills @MadisonMills22]

Massive crowd on the Upper West Side starts chanting “UPS” simply because a UPS truck pulls up #GoKnicks

[nba shady facts and updates @spursremix]

have we considered that maybe the spurs want to be part of the 4.4% of teams to come back from 1-3

[El Jones @ElJonesPoet]

Slavery was so long ago and we’re supposed to be over it until you want to have an image of the resistance of enslaved people, then it’s too political. They will never forgive Haiti for winning their freedom. They made Haiti pay France reparations for 150 years and still salty.

[Ishaan Tharoor @ishaantharoor]

FIFA's president can invent a farcical peace prize to flatter the ego of the president of the United States and spend months pandering to his political project, but Haiti's national team can't acknowledge their national struggle for independence because it's too "political"

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

"Mitch, Pop wants to have a word with you before we get on the flight"

[Christine Turkey-Slaughter @cslaughter]

@asherperlman @FinishingMyBook put that on LinkedIn

[Angelo 🧱 @AGLR_23]

🙃

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Plenty of blame to go around but the Spurs should get to beat Fox with hammers

[Mike @mhc_76]

It’s so insane that people in San Antonio are just expected to wake up tomorrow morning and go to work like nothing happened

[Christine Turkey-Slaughter @cslaughter]

Spurs threw it away on macro AND micro levels, that’s really impressive, it’s like fractal

[judy hilarious @sagebeatlove_]

I have never in my Black ass life seen no bullshit like that. All he had to do was hold the ball and evade the foul as best he could. I am gobsmacked. I expect that from Stephon or Dylan, but De’Aaron Fox is a decade deep. This is inexcusable.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

“That was a DUMBASS play”

- Charles Barkley on De’Aaron Fox 💀

[Christine Turkey-Slaughter @cslaughter]

lollllllllll

[Marc Stein @TheSteinLine]

Charles Barkley on the Spurs' collapse from 29 points up: "We saw the dumbest basketball team in the history of civilization."

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

fuck it

spurs in 7

[hymn duncan @hymnduncan]

Fox goes for the layup against OG instead of dribbling the clock out. I genuinely need this man investigated @FBI

[bomani @bomani_jones]

wowwwww

[Christine Turkey-Slaughter @cslaughter]

It was prophesied

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

The funniest possible outcome is Trump showing up for Game 3 and the Spurs running the table from that moment on.