Christopher Phillips

Life’s Circumstances != Forced Reality. Champion Dad, DIY guru, adrenaline junkie, and student of Hive

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@elonmusk @joni_askola That’s rich after after watching how you jump on stage…

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.@IKEA is it too much to ask that you guys invest in stickers that peal off with ease?! You don’t include alcohol or other tools necessary to get this shit off. Either that or stop putting the stickers on it in the first place

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@IKEASuomi The new parking lot and solar array is great. All that and cart returns in the lower lot was an oversight?

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@elonmusk @dani_elle831 @teslaownersSV Are you going to pay for all the plane tickets for people who live outside the country?

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@FiliLevit7777 @insultsrare Apparently for you it is 😂

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@schuachi @insultsrare No 😂

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@tedcruz Nothing credible has ever come from what you say

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@marklevinshow "so called"? 🤦‍♂️

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@JaredRyanSears @laurenboebert I'm more concerned with HOW it was crafted since she doesn't have much happening in her skull

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@laurenboebert Ol reliable to detract from Trump

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@Bubblebathgirl @laurenboebert That's the real scandal? Not the laundry list of charges brought against a former president for essentially stealing classified docs? What else ya got in that empty skull?

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@SophiasLogic @laurenboebert You go do that. You let someone else's choices determine your life. How fuckin pathetic are you??

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@FranjoDacoury @DailyLoud If you don't like it, shut your own damn window. You're not the center of the universe. Very selfish for you to expect others to adapt their life to you.

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@seanfeucht @CoffeyTimeNews You defamed yourself dating (allegedly) such an idiot...

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@Barbara49962035 @mtgreenee Oh Barb, are those the latest Faux "news" talking points?

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@SmutRocks @RepMTG Why, because that's more important than other issues?

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@DoyleBennett100 @scubanik08 @laurenboebert Funny, I don't see any other network forking out nearly a billion because they lied. Would you like a sketchbook to practice connecting the dots??

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@laurenboebert "wherever TC will go, lies will follow.

Thank you for helping dupe a large portion of America with your extremist rhetoric.

Can't wait to see what bridges you'll burn next"

Fixed it for you (mildly)

You're a prime example of not being able to fix stupid.

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@VolenOHR @ToddSMeyer @laurenboebert Imagine trying to sound authoritive and not knowing "shift" and "change" are synonyms.

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@SeptembersRain @FilthyDirge @JoJoFromJerz The most recent election. You don't even need to know the percentages to know Dems are the majority. Why is something so simple complicated for you?