Cassandra Schwartz

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Community builder, single mom, polyam, bibliophile, carnivore, with ADHD. 7 time startup veteran. VP of Marketing @sofydotai

[Cassandra Schwartz @cssndrlnn]

I'm particularly proud of our team at Sofy and all their work that has culminated in being honored.
Thank you @Intellyx for recognizing what we're striving to create.

[Sofy.ai @sofydotai]

We're proud to announce that Sofy has won the 2023 Digital Innovator Award from @Intellyx!

Intellyx recognized Sofy as a trailblazer for delivering our revolutionary no-code mobile app testing platform.

Woohoo! 🎉

Get all the details here: https://t.co/CI5ieo9Xyr

#NoCode

[Cassandra Schwartz @cssndrlnn]

Gotta agree with @random_walker when he refers to ChatGPT as a "bullshit generator" and that we should be concerned.
I'm over the irresponsible use of tech and the lack of intention and quality. It's time to raise the bar, not throw it out.
https://t.co/x8CO3pDPTj

[Cassandra Schwartz @cssndrlnn]

The emojis in Teams are ridiculous. I feel like I'm looking at claymation or such. It hurts my eyeballs.

[Cassandra Schwartz @cssndrlnn]

Once again, Outlook is awful.
I'm trying to edit a distribution list I own and I can't. The help documentation is completely useless and forums show me outdated versions of Outlook that have completely different menu options.
It shouldn't be this hard.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

It is reckless and illegal to give your true love any amount of wild birds for Christmas.

[John Doherty 👍 @dohertyjf]

In search of: experienced editor who has marketing and technical knowledge, or has edited that content before. Pay is $30-45/hr depending on editing speed.

DM me if that’s you.

[Cassandra Schwartz @cssndrlnn]

@blurrygil @TheHIVE_Social Happy to help. Had the same issue and @Justegarde gave me that tip.

[Cassandra Schwartz @cssndrlnn]

@blurrygil @TheHIVE_Social If you turn off permissions and turn them back on it fixes it.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

How can we play soccer against whales when they don’t even have feet

[Cassandra Schwartz @cssndrlnn]

Giving Hive a go. A few bugs with the Android app, but not enough to turn me off yet. Anyone else giving it a go?

[Cassandra Schwartz @cssndrlnn]

Had know idea when I got Lady Sybil I was actually getting a cat

[Cassandra Schwartz @cssndrlnn]

"Oh, and those messages we showed you had posted? JK! They're gone. Hope you remember all those things you said!"

[Cassandra Schwartz @cssndrlnn]

Today in "I Hate Teams"
Everything appears to be working, but we're going to make you restart Teams every other day. Magically new chats and messages appear.
Cool, thanks for NOT helping me do my job.

[The Silliad @TheSilliad]

Agamemnon: They'll never go for this

Odysseus: trust me, I spent $8

[Cassandra Schwartz @cssndrlnn]

@Justegarde I hope you were able to convey how epic it was and how we're all itching to play again

[Cassandra Schwartz @cssndrlnn]

A week later I'm still thinking about when the folks at John & Company elected me chairman. I wasn't able to hold off bankruptcy, but it made way for me to rack up quite the retirement fund and accumulation of power.
While I didn't end on top it was quite the comeback story.

[Cassandra Schwartz @cssndrlnn]

JW just walked in and informed me he wants to become a Navy Admiral. He immediately jumped into explaining the trajectory he would need to take to make that possible.

[Cassandra Schwartz @cssndrlnn]

@_breeeeen_ I've had doctors refuse to give me a refill because they don't support medicating ADHD. I have to jump through more hoops than anything for something I've been on for years with no issue.

[Cassandra Schwartz @cssndrlnn]

@ProfOfMusic

[Cassandra Schwartz @cssndrlnn]

I may have set a calendar reminder just to ensure we got a reservation.
So excited for this meal. 🤤