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jsmbs ‘23

[LaughingstockX @Laughingreal]

POV: When you finish a show that was lowkey part of your daily routine and now life doesn't feel the same.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Nurses at Mitch McConnell's hospital bedside say they've yelled into his ears, "There's a Black president trying to fill a Supreme Court vacancy!" and he didn't stir at all.

[tigs 🇰🇪🇲🇽 | zach hater @danielesibiza]

THE WAY HE RAN TO HER #loveislandusa

[‏ִֶָ @tatemclisa]

white women when they gracias to the waiter at a mexican restaurant

[princess camo @camtalked]

beatriz as soon as they try to kick her off the villa

[Om @betterrcallom]

i think we should bring back the concept of waking up on weekends and watching cartoons first thing in the morning.

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[izzy @redshirt990]

Conservatives told everyone they voted for Trump because he will get groceries affordable. In 2026 they're telling you to eat a sandwich and oatmeal every meal for 20 years to get a home, or you're entitled spoiled brat

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I hate when my boss gives me tasks like please go get some hoes man lol

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is genuinely one of the most disgusting statements I have ever seen issued by an American official.

It should not stop shocking us that the Republican Party openly embraces this. Fine should be censured & stripped of committees. To ignore this is to accept and normalize it.

[AT @primediscussion]

*taps sign*

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

They told us Democrats would turn America into a show-your-papers society.

They told us Democrats would strip away the Second Amendment.

They told us Democrats would jail us for what we say.

They told us Democrats would drag us into more foreign wars.

They told us Democrats would cover up a child sex trafficking ring.

And then Republicans took power and decided to do all of it themselves.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s Democrats putting their pronouns in email signatures or Republicans shooting and killing unarmed drivers, both sides have taken actions that the other side finds threatening.

[astronautovic @stronautovic]

normal widows: i miss my husband so much

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