Chris

wait for it…

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Everyone celebrating England’s win is a colonist

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@NateDuncanNBA They (inside the nba) covered this

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@VanLathan You can’t admit this bc who u work for but honestly both these teams are maga. Sorry.

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@FredKatz They can write feature articles about that anthem.

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@timkawakami To be fair. It’s also bc Kerr has been so bad at employing this strategy. And 2nd, who’s the 90%ft shooter w/o Steph and Jimmy

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@NateDuncanNBA Is from your new stats site? If so, I’d change the ui slightly. The 0-2 at the top makes it look like it covers the whole floor when I think you mean the inner paint area

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My son was on that balloon!!

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List of impressions I can NOT do:
Ron Swanson
Ted Lasso
Little Finger
Ned Flanders
Magnum PI
Dr. Phil
My Name is Earl
Daniel Plainview
Salvador Dali
Seamus McFly
Hall or maybe Oates (don't remember which)
Super Mario

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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF AN L ON HER FOREHEAD WELL THE YEARS START COMIN AND THEY DONT STOP COMIN FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT

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Priest: Please rise for the Lord’s Prayer
Me (rising): 🎶 CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES 🎶

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@haunterslair Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha sick burn

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@bradapalooza What gall. I do not believe my eyes

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@NateDuncanNBA Dwight Howard

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@SheaSerrano This you fool!?? Lol smh, better make it up next year.

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@WorldWideWob and he’s the only Warrior who can make a layup

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@BenGolliver Why is Chet holding a bag of coins?

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@KevinOConnorNBA When does the mismatch issue an apology to the warriors lol 😂

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@GrantLiffmann “Blocked by curry” in that Breen voice

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@Con_Chron I agree. But don’t forget Jordan “Cash Considerations” Bell was +17 in Game 7 against Houston.

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@ThompsonScribe That slow on slow