Chad Howell

[Chad Howell @cth76]

@jjtaylor2 Saturday or Monday it doesn't matter .

[Harold *Dutch* Coleman @TheDutchColeman]

@JamesThurn @QualkTalk @WCCP1049FM @carterbabb

[NewSpring Church @newspring]

Please RT Our special guests had to cancel due to bad weather. We will now be able to broadcast services LIVE this Sunday.

[Web Smith @web]

If U.S. Presidents take selfies, it is still not okay.

[. @TweetLlkeAGuy]

They should invent an alarm clock that if I press snooze more than three times, it automatically calls in sick for me.

[Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday]

Elaine loves the way her new boyfriend smells, but when she discovers he uses Axe Body Spray, she begins to question her entire life.

[Ron Swanson @RonUSwanson]

The difference between a master and an amateur? The master has failed more than the amateur has ever tried.

[Jimmie Johnson @JimmieJohnson]

Do you know if the hotel is pager friendly?

I'm not getting a sig' on my beeper.

[ESPN @espn]

The official ball for World Cup 2014 has been unveiled. Feast your eyes on the Brazuca ->

[Chad Howell @cth76]

“@worldsoccershop: At the adidas headquarters in Germany, they have a real @Brazuca vending machine.”@bpkix

[Ali Spagnola @alispagnola]

Got takeout. Smelling but not eating on the drive home is torture. Then I realized pizza delivery guys endure this misery for a living.

[Volkswagen @VW]

We’re extending our #VWCyberMonday sale! We’ll be offering 50% off select DriverGear items today as well. Shop now: http://t.co/NfYRQQmAOf

[Craig Groeschel @craiggroeschel]

My book Soul Detox is on sale for $2.99 this weekend only at AMAZON, Apple, and B&N!

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

1 BAMA 11-0
2 FSU 11-0
3 OSU 11-0
4 AUB 10-1
5 MIZZ 10-1
6 CLEM 10-1
7 OKST 10-1
8 STAN 9-2
9 BAY 9-1
10 S.CAR 9-2

[3 Cross Tri @3CrossTri]

All sorts of activities tonight!!

Our shop run will leave at 5pm from the shop and Trainer class will be... http://t.co/y5YQgasK3V

[Yuengling Brewery @yuenglingbeer]

Seen on a T-shirt: “Maybe it’s the beer talking, but I really like beer.”

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

This global warming is freezing.

[Chad Howell @cth76]

@cqtaylor jockey lot rocks