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What Makes Me Special?...Absolutely Nothing and NOYFB

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#Halloweenisnotfun ? Hey @HarryStyles Would you like to borrow a pair of pliers?

Why?
So you can pull your head out of your ASS...
Happy Halloween, you Dork.🎃
Trick or Treat, You Creep.

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"HALLOWEEN IS NOT FUN"???

First of all who in the Hell is "Harry"? And what gives him the right to say such an awful thing?
Halloween used to be fun, until this dork came along and ruined it for everyone...stupid!🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

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Last night's, Nightmare De Jour,you know like Soup DeJour

I still hate asshead Narcissists

They are like Zombies, but uglier

I'd rather eat dinner with 13 Zombies...Than my own Family🎃🎃

I'll Just let the Zombies Eat my Face, right before Dessert
No pie
Happy Halloween.🎃🧙‍♀️

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A Horror Story For Halloween...🎃

A Bug, A big ugly bug, just flew in my mouth...

And I swallowed it....

Rather tasty, I might add...

Eat your Heart out...Steven King.🤣

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Hey, I just got a call from my Doctor...I'm allergic to 25 cent Chicken Wings...

Problem Solved.

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@PatSights How about a pound of Steamed Shrimp for 3 bucks?

What happened to that one?

Oysters do weird things to me...

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If I hear one more thing about 25 cent chicken wings today...
I'm gonna stop eating chicken on general principles...Shut UP!

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I'd like to buy a vowel....Shut up....how about an X...?

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@LeeAnndelCasti4 @zerogspot Invite him over here...I'll shove a fruit cake down his throat.

Happy Holidays Orwell #DumbAss

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@ghosts_know_me I got some friends in FL..No sweat.

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@ghosts_know_me Boo, Nuthin Scares me...
Except "Mom".

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@LeeAnndelCasti4 @zerogspot I Gonna Few words for him and those "Books" he wrote...

Buy that guy a "Smart Phone" and show him the wrong way to use it...How ya like me now...Mr.Smarty Pants.

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@ghosts_know_me Something's not right...Must be you.

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@ghosts_know_me Buy a Boat Horn, hire an Uber, have them drive over there...Knock on the door, say trick or treat and Blow the Boat Horn...Done.

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@ghosts_know_me Had a dream last night...My GF's Baseball team won. I knew they were gonna win 6 months ago...If I could have found a bookie, I'd be in the money.

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@ghosts_know_me Wake him up...And break the news...

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@ghosts_know_me As soon as the husband finds out...3 minutes.

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@_salt_n_lime @damn_elle I'm trying like hell to have a nice day..."Dipstick" that I like...Call me that.

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@SecurityRT A whole industry was based around the PC Virus...Why should this be any different?