Caitlyn

wanted a new bio but couldn’t think of anything good

[Caitlyn @ctlnelizabeth]

What being married to a musician is not: them serenading you all the time.
What it is: listening to them play the same riff over and over until they get it perfect and trying not to go crazy

[Caitlyn @ctlnelizabeth]

I entered to win these 10 best fiction books of 2020 from @acorninsight and you can too! Enter here... https://t.co/6H0SvsVH4L

I also haven't tweeted in like two years so enjoy my coming out of retirement for the potential to win this.

[Caitlyn @ctlnelizabeth]

hows it going? someone told me "you look like you feel like crying" today.

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

I have drawn the world’s worst pun

[Caitlyn @ctlnelizabeth]

@ed_assist LOL not my mom, just momS like for work

[Caitlyn @ctlnelizabeth]

You know what’s worse than emailing? Emailing parents.

[Caitlyn @ctlnelizabeth]

@sallymellis No but I mean ORDERS IT. For some reason it’s different from pizza places

[Caitlyn @ctlnelizabeth]

Ok I’m sorry but what kind of a monster orders extra cheese on pizza.

[Caitlyn @ctlnelizabeth]

@lcorms @sallymellis But like not in STYLE, Her VIBE

[Caitlyn @ctlnelizabeth]

@gracehelbig

[Caitlyn @ctlnelizabeth]

@sallymellis @Mikaela_wild Omg it’s so much funnier when you know. Google it. 12 yr olds make bank just like lip syncing to songs 😂😂

[Caitlyn @ctlnelizabeth]

LOL me complaining yesterday about this while eating a bucket of cinnamon hearts 🤟🏼

[abbi 🥀 @abbiwilt]

Me: why am i breaking out this is so unfair
Also me: eats entire case of sugar cookies, bucket of candy, dump truck full of chocolate hearts, skyscraper brimming with gummies

[Caitlyn @ctlnelizabeth]

I feel like private concerts on the bachelor are too much pressure to enjoy the music

[abbi 🥀 @abbiwilt]

In the words of the late great philosopher Mr. Corny Collins: “who needs to read and write when you can dance and sing (yeah)”

[Caitlyn @ctlnelizabeth]

@ed_assist HOLYMOLY! 🍀 🍀

[Caitlyn @ctlnelizabeth]

1/4 #rolluptherim

[Caitlyn @ctlnelizabeth]

@sallymellis @heytaaylor @Harry_Styles So you guys are in then... or....?

[Caitlyn @ctlnelizabeth]

I might be over tired but I really think that @sallymellis @heytaaylor and I should get matching paper airplane tattoos because @Harry_Styles exists. Ok goodnight

[Caitlyn @ctlnelizabeth]

1/3 #rolluptherim WE OUT HERE

[Caitlyn @ctlnelizabeth]

Hey Dr. Twitter

Anyone with previous concussions every randomly get #concussion like symptoms after almost a year after recovery and no symptoms at all?

xo, I’ve had a headache for 3 days