Craig Todd

33, occasionally I write things. Retweets are not endorsements

[Craig Todd @ctodd19]

Someone get Nick The Incredible Flying Brick’s Manifesto

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 IN FULL: The 34 Clacton by-election candidates - the highest number ever recorded in a UK Parliamentary election

➡️ Nigel Farage
🗑️ Count Binface
🟤 Laurence Fox
🔵 Kai Stephens
🟠 Adham Alkhatip
⚪ Joseph 77
⚪ Tony Cane
⚪ Woke Trump Carrzee
⚪ William Stuart James Clouston
⚪ Rees Cowne
⚪ Glenn Charles Cummings
⚪ Martin Davies
⚪ Andy Erlam
⚪ Attieh Fard
⚪ Tony Francis
⚪ Robin Green
⚪ Abi Hookway
⚪️ Nick The Incredible Flying Brick
⚪️ Howling Laud Hope
⚪️ Baron Von Thunderclap
⚪ Stephen Richard Ingram
⚪ Amy Morris
⚪ Derrick Norbert Morris
⚪ Michael Noel O’Keeffe
⚪ Martyn O’Brien
⚪ Nick Pelas
⚪ Ketankumar Pipaliya
⚪ Daniel Pocock
⚪ James Ransley
⚪ Gerry Smith
⚪ John Stevens
⚪ Pamela Walford
⚪ Marcus White
⚪ Marc Wilkinson

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 IN FULL: The 34 Clacton by-election candidates - the highest number ever recorded in a UK Parliamentary election

➡️ Nigel Farage
🗑️ Count Binface
🟤 Laurence Fox
🔵 Kai Stephens
🟠 Adham Alkhatip
⚪ Joseph 77
⚪ Tony Cane
⚪ Woke Trump Carrzee
⚪ William Stuart James Clouston
⚪ Rees Cowne
⚪ Glenn Charles Cummings
⚪ Martin Davies
⚪ Andy Erlam
⚪ Attieh Fard
⚪ Tony Francis
⚪ Robin Green
⚪ Abi Hookway
⚪️ Nick The Incredible Flying Brick
⚪️ Howling Laud Hope
⚪️ Baron Von Thunderclap
⚪ Stephen Richard Ingram
⚪ Amy Morris
⚪ Derrick Norbert Morris
⚪ Michael Noel O’Keeffe
⚪ Martyn O’Brien
⚪ Nick Pelas
⚪ Ketankumar Pipaliya
⚪ Daniel Pocock
⚪ James Ransley
⚪ Gerry Smith
⚪ John Stevens
⚪ Pamela Walford
⚪ Marcus White
⚪ Marc Wilkinson

[Craig Todd @ctodd19]

@PolitlcsUK When you think Binface has done it but now wish to know the policies of Nick The Incredible Flying Brick & Baron Von Thunderclap…

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Employers will soon be forced to reveal salaries in job adverts under Government plans to tackle pay discrimination

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The moment “Born Slippy” kicks in at the end of Trainspotting (1996), the film hits another level. Renton’s betrayal, his escape, and that rush of adrenaline all collide with Underworld’s music to create one of the most electrifying endings.

[The Rangers Review @RangersReview55]

🔵 Fancy winning the new Rangers home kit?

🔂 Just RT and make sure you're following the Rangers Review on X to be in with a chance.

📅 We'll draw the winner on July 8th.

[WWE SPFL 🤼‍♂️⚽️ @WWESPFL]

👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[BBC Sport Scotland @BBCSportScot]

Just listen to this... 🥹

Goosebumps as the Scotland fans belt out Flower of Scotland at the World Cup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🎶

#BBCFootball #FifaWorldCup

[Craig Todd @ctodd19]

Good luck Leicester

You really are going to need it

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🦊 Russell Martin will be unveiled as new Leicester City head coach next week.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

Full statement by the family of Stephen Ogilvie:

"We are completely devastated by the horrific attack on our loved one on Kinnaird Avenue.

"This has been a massive shock to our whole family, and right now, our only priority is being at his bedside and helping him recover.

​"We want to say a profound thank you to the local people who bravely stepped in during the attack.

"Your quick actions absolutely saved his life, and we will never forget what you did for him in that moment.

"We also want to thank the emergency services and the doctors and nurses looking after him.

"​We are aware of the tensions and talk of protests following this incident.

"We want to make it absolutely clear that overnight unrest is not welcome, and peaceful protest is the only way forward.

"We have many migrants who make a deeply valuable contribution to our country, including in our healthcare system and hospitality sector and we depend on them to make our country work.

"We do not want this terrible tragedy to be used to divide people or fuel hostility.

"​We are asking the media and the public to please give us some space.

"We need privacy to focus on our family right now, without cameras or people speculating about what happened.​

"If you know anything at all about the attack, or saw anything strange near Kinnaird Avenue, please go to the police.

​"Thank you for respecting our privacy"

[Craig Todd @ctodd19]

Signed your captain… 🫡

[George Foulkes @GeorgeFoulkes]

While @JamTarts are signing exciting new players what are @CelticFC and @RangersFC doing?

[Molly🎧🏳️‍🌈 @RasberryRazz]

Good excuse to post one of my favorite jokes in cartoon history

[Connor Gillies @ConnorGillies]

NEW: Sky News came to Ireland in an attempt to question Nicola Sturgeon about claims she shut down scrutiny of SNP finances at the same time her ex-husband Peter Murrell stole £400k from party.

She entered the kitchen to avoid questions with security pushing me away.

@SkyNews

[Rangers Football Club @RangersFC]

7️⃣️ The best things in life are worth the wait...

[Scottish Sun Sport @scotsunsport]

BREAKING: Celtic SHOULDN'T have been given penalty against Motherwell as SFA's KMI panel finds VAR was WRONG to intervene in huge call
https://t.co/S4YxdHF3yv

[Oldfirmfacts @Oldfirmfacts1]

84 awards, including:

. Goal Of The Season
. The 'Smell My Bouffing Fridge Montrose' Award For Outstanding Official Club Post
. Best Headline
. Martin + Nancy awards

It's the 2025/26 Alternative Scottish Football Awards, and it's the biggest awards yet

https://t.co/rwr52MiAgX

[Craig Todd @ctodd19]

https://t.co/2EjoY7aTlf

[Lint @Zeshankenzo]

This is needing cleared up.

There was footage of Rangers players shouting fk the Pope to the song ‘Sweet Caroline’.
Cultural affiliation as the PUL community do the very same.
A keeper at Rangers was giving the middle finger during the chorus in legit original footage.

[Craig Todd @ctodd19]

Or you call it out and deplore your fans that attacked opposition players

[20 Minute Tims @20MinuteTims]

What you’re going to see over the next couple of hours, days and weeks are pundits and observers trying to take this away from Celtic.
Like they don’t deserve.
Like they didn’t earn it.

We all know different.

[Riain @_korg_]

They spent weeks crying about their staff apparently being “assaulted” at Ibrox. They have now went and attacked multiple Hearts players on their own park. Wonder how they will make themselves the victims over this situation

[Ewen Cameron @EwenDCameron]

🚨SFA STANDS BY JOHN BEATON

This season has been an utter embarrassment and last night was the tipping point.

I’ve never seen a decision, in Scottish football, to be so widely condemned and this should be a watershed moment for our national game

All fans should unite against Temu VAR and the poor refereeing standards.

And before anyone says it….YES….I’m very aware that Hearts have benefitted from some poor decisions this season.

However, we need to look at the bigger picture here and demand change.

A good start would be…

…SACK WILLIE COLLUM.