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The future's in your hands 👏🏻✌🏻👌🏻🙋🏻‍♂️ ❤️🐶🌈

[♠WeeJonny♠ @weejonny93]

3 Dicks and a named steve

[Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey]

have any two teams and their fans belted out their national anthem with more fever than Scotland vs. Brasilia?

[Proper Football @ProperFootball8]

Do you need a tray mate?

Nah, I'll be OK.

A Dutch supporter ordered 26 pints of Tennants 🍻 in a bar in Scotland on Saturday whilst watching the Netherlands 🇳🇱 take on Sweden 🇸🇪

Unbelievable effort carrying them all back to his mates!

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

😂😂😂

#Netherlands #Dutch #FIFAWorldCup2026

[Mike Morrison @MDMorrison82]

Ah shite, knew today would come.
The sun rises above my town and the lads have moved on. To the house, they’ve bestowed their colors, to me, their last 3 bottles.

[Mike Morrison @MDMorrison82]

I’ve been called an adopted son of Scotland, something I don’t take lightly.
I never thought I’d call upon its powers but if the Scots approve, might the army retweet? If Twitter can send me to the Cup, it can send one of ours home.

[Savvy ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ ) @MadamSavvy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH HOLY SHIT AHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA

THE FUCKING COPE.

oh man i knew this potato head was a retard but DAMN HOMIE. DAAAMMNNN. put the twinkies down and just accept they fucked up on a bare minimum front that if Le ChUd had made the game, you'd call it AI for fucking up something so simple!!!

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

“Apprehending violent and dangerous criminals is a full contact and messy task which may appear shocking to observers with little experience of policing in the real world.”

Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley writes to Zack Polanski.

[Anthony Teasdale @AnthonyTeasdale]

Let's get this straight: the hardest bloke in Neighbours was Lou Carpenter.

He would have battered Jim Robinson, Paul Robinson, Gail, Mr Udagawa – and any other sap associated with Home James.

Don't @ me, I'm right.

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

Want to feel old?

Nazi pug was posted 10 years ago today.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

This should be part of every curriculum.

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

Some little bastard has been using AI pictures of me to leave reviews on various businesses all over Coatbridge to the point that I show up when you google the fucking places.

He is even getting replies from the fucking owners.

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day 14 years ago, an anonymous 4chan user posted a RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 thread showing a 30,696-foot coaster that took four in-game years to finish, complete with riders screaming “I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride” and a looping exit where “the ride never ends.”

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this scene will forever have me in tears like that was so unecissary LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[Anime Updates @animeupdates]

'EVANGELION × BEYBLADE' New Official Collaboration!

[♠WeeJonny♠ @weejonny93]

@RaheilDeal Yes to everything. Double snacks double sandwiches all day

[Vlad Ncl @VladNcl]

This is the same guy who was running away from me calling me the devil and saying Muslim prayers when i jumpscared him with my voice at twitch con btw, i swear it’s always the same thing, the more hateful they are to it, the more they secretly love it

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The Thing (1982) recreated with Pingu. A crossover that never stops being funny.

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Union Street fire story gets worse and worse.

-shop was run by Pakistani nationals
-did not have a legal licence to sell vapes, were not even registered
-owed £10k of business rates from last year (council sent bailiffs after me for being 3 weeks late on a £2k payment.)
-the shop was sold to a new owner only 2 weeks ago
-fire was apparently caused by an overloaded vape charging station. They most likely had multiple extensions plugged into the one socket.
-Allegedy a woman had rented a room for her business upstairs and was due to open for her very first day of business literally the next day
-foreign scammers are already setting up fake gofundme's to try and scam locals who want to donate to help the business owners.

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

So the reason I was heavily "monitoring the situation" of the fire is because our studio is located pretty much across the road and I was stuck inside the cordon and had to sleep in the studio last night because central station was closed and I couldn't get home. Couldn't even get a taxi because everyone and their gran was trying to get a taxi because central was closed and all the trains were cancelled.

The studio absolutely reeks of smoke and I had to sleep in it, a very poor sleep mind you because I was waking up every 2 seconds to check if my building was on fire. My throat and voice are completely fucked but I am fine. I had everyone all messaging me last night to check up on me but don't worry I am fine and the studio is fine, it just completely reeks of smoke.

I even checked the roof of my building and its covered in ash and even burned paper that was kicked up by the blaze and carried over my building. Fortunately it's been raining so that would have put out any embers.

I have pictures and stuff that I took from the ground and I have covered it all in this second channel video. I am still in the studio but I am completely fine. I'm just going to chill in here today and vibe.

https://t.co/A4UposC3NV

[Amy ❯❯❯❯❯ @absolutelyamyyy]

People seeing the Scotrail post explaining Glasgow central is shut tomorrow morning due to a horrific fire, yet still asking how they’re meant to get to work… seriously?
1. The main priority should be is everyone safe.
2. You’re an adult, figure out alternative transport options