CToon

I talk Yankees, Knicks, and Jets, and otherwise try to be funny. Funny not guaranteed. All tweets are sarcastic unless otherwise noted.

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@MmisterNobody

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@TheGoblinnn Nah. Brothers don’t hug. Brothers gotta kiss.

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@BenRitholtzNBA Hope they’re at the parade. We’re not here without them.

[Rit Holtzman @BenRitholtzNBA]

Sincerest of shoutouts to these 2 great Knicks 🫡

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

FROM NOW ON ADDRESS ME AS CHAMP! 🧡💙

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@YankeeReport_ @JLas43_ Please not a 53 year drought. 😭

[Connor Hughes @Connor_J_Hughes]

This got me

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Long live the King of NY!

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JALEN BRUNSON!

Ascending his throne as King of NY…

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Knicker-tape parade is Thursday

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

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I’m ready for the Knicker-tape parade!

Congratulations NBA CHAMPION NEW YORK KNICKS!!

[Cam @Cam31Schlittler]

Knicks on top!! Congrats @joshhart

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

for the boroughs and Knicks fans around the world 🏆

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@BaileyCarlin He’s just skatting to a tune we can’t hear.

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@Amy_Siskind Like bring electric vehicles into general use or help the U.S. return to space?

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@JLas43_ Dude is delusional. He sucked, got left off the postseason roster, and quit on the team. Enjoy Boston.

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@KnicksMuse Why was he jumping?

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@IanBegley And I thought Joel Embiid was dirty.

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@LindyTasteful Waste of good seats.

[SleeperKnicks @SleeperKnicks]

THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE ONE WIN AWAY FROM BEING NBA CHAMPIONS.

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LFG KNICKS!!!!!!!

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OG!!!!!!!

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OG!!!!!!!

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5 seconds…🫣