altar

she/her.

[altar @ctrl_altar]

Am I... a chihuahua?

[cailyn 🔪🫀 @alpohlovebot]

maybe it’s so hot outside because y’all keep using AI to generate those ugly ass flyers and shitty logos

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Are people on LinkedIn aware that one day we are all going to die

[salz @aweinbakwas2]

working in corporate is so funny these people are actually convinced they’re doing good in the world lmao

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

In med school, I took an elective called "Stress". foolishly thinking i was going to learn about meditation and yoga. Instead the professor spent 12 weeks proving that being poor or a minority literally destroys your health on a molecular level, and I think about that every day.

[Musanathi Writes 🇿🇦 @Musanathi2]

Do you now understand why Ezweni Communication folks went to Tsanalang every night? Do you now understand Zamani Khoza????

[Sentletse 🇿🇦🇷🇺🇵🇸🇱🇧 @Sentletse]

The white guy who stole R745m from Eskom got a wholly suspended sentence as per deal with IDAC, his black co-accused will spend 5 years direct imprisonment for stealing R6m.

[Christo 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @ChristoThurston]

We are paying R5 per unit of electricity but someone who stole R745 million gets only a suspended sentence! 🤬😡🤬😡

[Deeko @MrDeeko27]

We don’t know that

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

women are lonely, too. but people don’t care because lonely women don't murder, they go to grad school or get a rescue dog.

[🍉Rushé 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @Rushe_C]

You guys are so scared to become your parents when parenting your children that you decided to not parent at all.

Your kids are monsters with no manners, you still have time to change that.

[George Mnguni @Okay_Wasabi]

Not in 🇿🇦 we have one holiday, thanks to Women 🙏🏾♥️ S/O to women, definitely one of my favourite genders.

[Oscar Piastri @OscarPiastri]

Thanks for all the anniversary messages

[erin chack @ErinChack]

You ARE too old and it IS too late. Also you have a very specific vocal tic that strangers notice immediately and friends do unsavory impressions of.

[Victoria @cozyvictoria]

Someone sneezed so I said bless you & then I sneezed literally a minute later & she didn’t say it back. Be careful out there guys there’s a lot of evil spirited people walking among us in society

[سماح | 🧚🏾‍♀️samah @samah_fadil]

a.i can't do this

[capy soft @capysoft]

eu menti, sinto ciúmes de tudo

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

Has been discussed to death but “As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize there’s nothing left” is an unbelievable opening line

[100 @yh_me2]

remember to love freely and also nothing lasts forever and also everything is worth trying and also forgive yourself