David Osborn

I solve problems for clients and myself by building solutions using software and hardware. I love to learn while bringing ideas to life.

[David Osborn @ctrlalt313373]

@McDonalds I really don’t think you guys care at all. Fly the CEO out and have him eat at a few locations out here.

[David Osborn @ctrlalt313373]

33 mins to get food from @McDonalds and they still forget 3 chickn sandwiches and 4 fries and its 7:30pm so it is well past the dinner rush.

When I was 16 we would have had that order in the amount of time to cook the chickens. @McDonalds do you need me to get my old uniform?

[David Osborn @ctrlalt313373]

Hey @elonmusk, you failed me! 14 years ago when I had my first kid, I figured you would have fully self driving cars figured out and I would not have to do what I just had to do. She now has a permit and I have to reach her to drive! 😳

[David Osborn @ctrlalt313373]

@Meta explain to me how this message does not go against community standards.

[David Osborn @ctrlalt313373]

@HyVee Well it looks like it doesn’t even matter. @HyVee has jump ship on both my locations and they will become @pumpandpantry. :(

[David Osborn @ctrlalt313373]

And with another day of buy a large, get a small, it’s time to reallocate my coffee budget. The cold foam is getting a bit out of hand @HyVee #smokeyrow

[David Osborn @ctrlalt313373]

@HyVee Thanks for reaching out, but there is just too much turn over it would just start happening again. After getting a daily coffee for a long time I am done. Today’s was worse. I don’t need 2 inches of foam, especially after prices were raised awhile back.

[David Osborn @ctrlalt313373]

I stopped posting almost everywhere because no one was listening.

Recently I hit a brutal IT issue and reached out to contacts I hadn’t talked to in a decade—back when my goal was to become a software influencer.

That never happened. I just became me. And I’m okay with that.

[David Osborn @ctrlalt313373]

True followers put my 52 minute real time build of a magnetic leather bookmark on in the background while they work.

[ctrlaltmake @ctrlaltmake]

Apparently a real time build video of a basic magnetic bookmark that was cut on my @xToolOfficial P2 laser was not the way to go if I wanted to get views. 😂

https://t.co/GhSJEoQv3p

[David Osborn @ctrlalt313373]

So either Onstar is emailing me incorrect information, or @chevy has decided that it is allowed to read the correct information wireless and on the dash tell me it is not available, showing me warning messages and forcing me to pay for service.

[David Osborn @ctrlalt313373]

My front two tire pressure sensors on my @chevy have not be giving me a reading for two months, (presumably dead batteries, recently had the back to replaced due to the batteries) yet the monthly Onstar spam email always has my tire pressure available to me.

[David Osborn @ctrlalt313373]

@TMobileHelp @TomD80106675 My only disappointment with this comment is T-Mobile was never supposed to be like the other “common” carriers.

[David Osborn @ctrlalt313373]

@amazon *external news postings don’t count*

[David Osborn @ctrlalt313373]

After my latest issue with @amazon—still not receiving a $30 Prime Video credit from a Cyber Monday deal—I’m seeing the downside of a company that can deliver almost anything in 2 days. Support won’t honor it without proof and says external news posting done count

[David Osborn @ctrlalt313373]

It’s unrealistic for me to boycott @Amazon entirely, but I think I will make an effort to not purchase from them this month. Likely no effect on their bottom line, but it will make me feel better and maybe some of that money will end up with a small business instead.

[David Osborn @ctrlalt313373]

@CS__UPS__ This is a scam account isn’t it?

[David Osborn @ctrlalt313373]

Day 3 of @UPS putting my stuff on the truck. Let’s see if they decide to deliver it today. I’m not sure if the people at the end of the route will ever get their packages if they just start over everyday and never finish their route. 🙄

[David Osborn @ctrlalt313373]

@Rainmaker1973 “Faked Moon Landing Too”

[David Osborn @ctrlalt313373]

Sometimes working in IT feels like being a toddler 🤦‍♂️

You’re melting down over something very real, but everyone else just hears babbling and assumes you need a snack and a nap 🧃😴.