joepvd

Father of 2. Juggler of 5. Presser of 87.

[DraftingThruTheSnow @t3dy]

Progress

[Jelmer Visser @DieTukkerfries]

Het allerallermooiste kerstverhaal ooit vond vier jaar geleden in Alkmaar plaats https://t.co/4CWA9472wz

[joepvd @ctrlsysrq]

@notesonnoise1 Satan's Little Pet Pig natuurlijk, van Demon's Claws

[joepvd @ctrlsysrq]

@MaritvanDijk77 Truly exceptional

[joepvd @ctrlsysrq]

@Ingeborgvraagt Mierenneuker

[Maria Pevchikh @pevchikh]

1/20 Dear friends, I need to draw your attention to something super bad and super important (and it doesn’t originate from Russia for once). Last week the EU has taken a shockingly stupid and damaging decision to close down national corporate registers of beneficial owners 🧵🧵🧵

[joepvd @ctrlsysrq]

Not sure at what percentage point negligence becomes an offense, but this surely is a crime

[Gender Pay Gap Bot @PayGapApp]

In this organisation, women's median hourly pay is 60.5% lower than men's.

[Gender Pay Gap Bot @PayGapApp]

In this organisation, women's median hourly pay is 60.5% lower than men's.

[joepvd @ctrlsysrq]

@EmilyGorcenski Still wrong. Backpedaling is the real break. An optional front wheel hand break on the right for walking down a slope

[joepvd @ctrlsysrq]

@rutherdan Wait five mins for the next

[David Ho @_david_ho_]

Twitter laid me off today. If you know of any open positions for project managers or senior software engineers, let me know. I was in charge of the feature that made sure every time you tweeted about climate change you were served a fossil fuel ad.

[joepvd @ctrlsysrq]

@anne_e_currie @drogus How do you arrive at 100x? Are there any studies out there?
I guess most of this question is discussed in terms of cloud cost...

[joepvd @ctrlsysrq]

@drogus @anne_e_currie might be able to provide pointers

[. @QMGrunewald]

Bei der sozialintervention im Problemkiez Grunewald werden strikte #Poolkontrollen durchgeführt & beheizte Pools konsequent vergesellschaftet.
Denken Sie als autonome Sozialarbeiter*in daher unbedingt an das entsprechende Equipment für den Sondereinsatz nach §4 EnSikuMaV. #b0210

[joepvd @ctrlsysrq]

@ElleArmageddon Arrowing up repeatedly in slow ssh session to machine on other side of world. Hitting enter when I see the command I need. The terror seeing the command change a few times, excruciatingly slow before the enter does it's thing. Turned out to become just a reboot, no lives lost.

[joepvd @ctrlsysrq]

Godverdomme, precies dat

[colapunk de raamlikker. @deraamlikker]

tenslotte, laatste tip: revolutie. werp het kapitalisme omver en bouw een samenleving op basis van duurzaamheid, solidariteit en gelijkheid. een wereld waarin het onvoorstelbaar is dat er miljardairs zijn terwijl er ook mensen honger en kou lijden.
godverdomme.

[Cycling the World 🏳️‍🌈 @Nicoleopter]

„Dabei wurde er wohl von einem Auto erfasst und verletzte sich“

„Dabei wurde er wohl von einer Pistole erfasst und tötete sich.“

„Dabei wurde er wohl von einem Seil stranguliert und erstickte sich.“

„Dabei wurde er wohl von einem Penis penetriert und vergewaltigte sich.“

[Frank Matt @fxmatt4]

Oh, you like Leonard Cohen? Name 3 of his songs that have securitized as collateral against Blackstone debt.
https://t.co/5FDnxaEcIO