Claire Malthouse 💙

Stroppy Londoner, chocolate lover, white wine drinker

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@chic_wish hi, I want to know where my parcel is and your live chat doesn’t work on your website and you don’t offer any other contact channel

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“Large” cucumber on the right can be purchased for 20p more than the one on the left. The math ain’t mathing @Tesco #tesco #CostOfLivingCrisis

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@ask_aubry Lol 😆 awesome 🤩

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@ask_aubry FGM by another name 😞

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@cache_pas I feel this in my soul

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@AldiUK 6 months.

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@jccronin I’ve now just cancelled my Amazon pre-order and ordered this one instead, so pretty 😍

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@ask_aubry I only made it about 15 seconds in 😆

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@ask_aubry 🙋‍♀️

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@karaalyskennedy Sign me up 🙋‍♀️

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@JimMFelton Just the patriarchy tying themselves in knots trying to make everything the woman’s fault 🙄🤬

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@StephenKing You’re welcome 😉

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@AldiUK Seems an appropriate amount of mushy peas to me 🤷‍♀️

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@ArghZombies Just watched it, it was fab. Feeling quite emosh now 🥺 Poor doggy 🐶

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Once again I’m convinced that I have terrible taste in art as my favourite, Jesse’s, didn’t even get shortlisted 🤦‍♀️ #laoty

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@MartinSLewis Nope, switched it straight off and it has been off ever since 🥶

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@emrazz I’d make more money, I’d go walking at night, I’d go into a bar on my own, I’d exercise in the gym without being self-conscious, I’d walk down the street without anyone telling me to smile, I’d post any photo I wanted on social media without worrying about my DMs 😌

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@SoVeryBritish Neither, they can both go in the bin 🗑️

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@flanaganfilm Have you seen this @baticamoomin ?