Philip M. Carava

I look good on paper.

[Philip M. Carava @cubbiephil]

@PaulCharchian Dan Fouts and Marcus Allen on the turn in an eight team league.

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@obvious_shirts Let’s get some nuns!

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@WatchMarquee Let’s get some nuns!

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@ChicagoBears

[Philip M. Carava @cubbiephil]

Every. Single. Time. Love a shanked punt for this reason.

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

I can't be the only idiot who hears The Price is Right mountain climber yodeling whenever a football side judge is running up the sideline to mark where a punt went out of bounds

[Philip M. Carava @cubbiephil]

@materialreissue fundamentally changed me as a 17 year old. Sounds silly but it’s incredibly surreal to see my favorite song from such an obscure band covered @lollapalooza by a band as massive as @thekillers all these years later.

[NME @NME]

@destroyboysband @lollapalooza @ChooseChicago @quartersofc @deftones @thekillers las Vegas’ very own @thekillers covered Material Issue’s (@materialreissue) ‘Very First Lie’ during their set at @lollapalooza

[Philip M. Carava @cubbiephil]

@obvious_shirts @SonRanto @BleacherJeff @maitaiguy0 @crawlyscubs Right field sucks!

[Philip M. Carava @cubbiephil]

Evergreen.

[Philip M. Carava @cubbiephil]

So I ain’t fresh?

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

Repost if your team is ELITE 😤

#MarchMadness

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@shane_riordan @llammasamma

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@joeonjoepod @JodyDavisMLB That painter’s cap in the second photo 🔥🔥🔥

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@abrigham22 @BleacherJeff I’ll take the blame here as one of the two directly behind him. Next time I’ll grab a leg to help Jeffrey Meier it.

Pleasure to meet and enjoy the W with you, Jeff.

[Philip M. Carava @cubbiephil]

@JennyJohnsonHi5 @TheJoeSlepski Is this moron number one? Put moron number two on the phone.

[Philip M. Carava @cubbiephil]

Out of the blue, my bride just asked if I’ve ever watched the Red Zone channel. Roommates and I were our own original RZ with multiple TVs and NFL Ticket package 20 years ago.

Then she suggested we get it, and I can’t imagine many (any?) wives EVER doing that. How lucky am I?

[Philip M. Carava @cubbiephil]

@lvhaag @shane_riordan @MattSpiegel670 13 years ago I was on a court next to Spiegs and had to tell the world about it.

[Philip M. Carava @cubbiephil]

My hometown deserves all the ridicule it receives but this is some top notch wholesomeness. Also, this is NOT why the team’s nickname is the Boomers. https://t.co/lPdtGO7G4g

[Philip M. Carava @cubbiephil]

@DannyParkins @BetRivers Nooo! Flagging this one for later, Danny mush.

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Has anyone ever made a bad decision while tips in a foreign land?

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@notgaetti Mike Sweeney