oswald 🦦

aka 'Pert' in some places.
Wife: @lillian_gn
(He/Him)

[oswald 🦦 @cubicmind_]

mpreg attack!!! 🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

[selina is ᐸcuteᐳ and ᐸpopᐳ @inkblotPrincess]

i adore this website so much. no one does it like twitter.

[Bock 🪤🐀 @BockXO]

ROCKBOTTOM 100% YAYYY

20,475 attempts, 8k dying to the first two clicks, i had the strangest experience possible with this. 86% is the hardest part and I fluked it 3 times, and I became the first person to die to the last click.

NEW THIRD HARDEST!!! WOW i have a lot to say

[tortric @zTortric]

7 months and 119,982 attempts
almost triple my attempts on the lightning rod and my first 6 digit attempt count
new hardest :!!!

[oswald 🦦 @cubicmind_]

@_Fuwwet @QalliCallie I mean I suppose it could happen at some point eventually but like it would be very very very surprising to me. It's simply not in the cards.

[oswald 🦦 @cubicmind_]

@_Fuwwet @QalliCallie @Not_Robotic Don't 👁 me

[oswald 🦦 @cubicmind_]

@_Fuwwet @QalliCallie @Not_Robotic 99.99% chance it doesn't happen sorry bud

[oswald 🦦 @cubicmind_]

@_Fuwwet @QalliCallie @Not_Robotic y'all're gonna have to wait longer it's not happening.

[Daniel 🇲🇩 @ultr4nima]

when the fajitas don’t come out sizzling

[まよ @mayo__OKM]

His colors always make me think of...

[oswald 🦦 @cubicmind_]

@_Fuwwet No it's a blog post from 2008

[oswald 🦦 @cubicmind_]

@_Fuwwet check again, liberal

[oswald 🦦 @cubicmind_]

@saxorus pubicmind

[oswald 🦦 @cubicmind_]

@_Fuwwet Whatt the FUCK that's so mean

[oswald 🦦 @cubicmind_]

@_Fuwwet

[oswald 🦦 @cubicmind_]

@_Fuwwet you hold so much detest and disdain for me....

[oswald 🦦 @cubicmind_]

@_Fuwwet oh........

[oswald 🦦 @cubicmind_]

@_Fuwwet @saxorus @DefectivePigg nothing he just thinks i look funny :/

[oswald 🦦 @cubicmind_]

@_Fuwwet @saxorus @DefectivePigg this is because einstein really doesn't like me....

[oswald 🦦 @cubicmind_]

@saxorus @DefectivePigg seven pubed is 84

[oswald 🦦 @cubicmind_]

@_Fuwwet no it's okay i understand :(