Los Cucooooos

Screw the karaoke, come see how many people you know! (Not affiliated with Los Cucos Mexican restaurant #parody)

[Los Cucooooos @cucos_los]

@JManziel2 Thank you @JManziel2, very cool!

[Los Cucooooos @cucos_los]

@JManziel2 were you the guy that drank straight out of the margarita machine? If so, management would like to speak with you...

[Johnny Manziel @JManziel2]

Los Cucos in College Station. Whatever just happened that was littttt

[Los Cucooooos @cucos_los]

Y’all dumb for bein here rn fr... get takeout

[Los Cucooooos @cucos_los]

Give us a break tonight, go to Silver Taps

[Los Cucooooos @cucos_los]

@jwilliams1717 There will be no mosh pits at our establishment. We are a family restaurant. If you wouldn’t have a mosh pit with your grandmother, you shouldn’t be having a mosh pit at Los Cucos

[Los Cucooooos @cucos_los]

@hadhad20 Locked and loaded

[Los Cucooooos @cucos_los]

Come post up on a Tuesday night then

[Jiraiya Boy @RyanSS56]

Let’s be real, the only reason the Texas A&M and Texas state game got moved from Saturday to Thursday was because they didn’t want the Bobcats to come and beat the Aggies on North Gate over the weekend🍻🍻 @BarstoolTXST @BarstoolTexasAM

[Los Cucooooos @cucos_los]

#WhosWhoAtTAMU

Los Cucos

* I’m “21” haha
* I like karaoke
* I have parties every Tuesday night just to see all the people I know
* In every men’s and women’s org
* Marg + solo cup = fun

[Los Cucooooos @cucos_los]

Not puttin up with y’all bullshit much longer

[KBTX News @KBTXNews]

DINE AND DASH: Two men and two women were caught on camera at a local restaurant. https://t.co/YgCclwuVbm

[Los Cucooooos @cucos_los]

Pay your damn bill and we won’t have to use blue solo cups for margs. This is a place of class, not foundies

[Los Cucooooos @cucos_los]

Grad students came to cucos and made it lame

[Los Cucooooos @cucos_los]

That line dance was kinda cool

[Los Cucooooos @cucos_los]

What I would give for a Kathy lap dance right now

[Los Cucooooos @cucos_los]

Waiter: show me your ID Everyone: lmao Waiter: lol yeah what u want?

[Los Cucooooos @cucos_los]

That awkward moment when your man coughs on the chips and salsa because he tries to ghost a juul in the restaurant but doesn’t know how to

[Los Cucooooos @cucos_los]

@alexelizmyers They’d be kicked out of the restaurant immediately

[Los Cucooooos @cucos_los]

Maybe if y’all actually paid your bill instead of running off to see your lil friends, we wouldn’t charge $12 for a quesadilla

[Los Cucooooos @cucos_los]

This place has just turned into a bunch of hugging

[Los Cucooooos @cucos_los]

Please help us in identifying this man. Has anyone seen him? He’s been soliciting his business in the restaurant and is scaring customers.