Unamused Zucchini

[Unamused Zucchini @CucumberCrocs]

@iamharaldur Now I feel like an idiot. I genuinely thought that there was an actual difference between coke light and Coke Zero besides maybe taste.

At this point I probably won’t stop drinking it though. The addiction to coke runs deep.

[Unamused Zucchini @CucumberCrocs]

@JamesLimmer @iamharaldur You couldn’t really make it the focus of the story.
But a utopian future could be the setting.
A love story set on a paradise like planet colonised by humanity?

[Unamused Zucchini @CucumberCrocs]

@THR Did the movie fail because of racism or because it sucked ass? Because all the other live-action remakes so far have sucked some major ass.

[Unamused Zucchini @CucumberCrocs]

@drinks_dice @steinkobbe Yeah but he insisted on getting the food even after getting called by the driver. Apparently didn’t feel safe enough to get his food from the driver in person and didn’t let him through the gate to bring it to the door either and then complains he left it outside on the floor.

[Unamused Zucchini @CucumberCrocs]

@TheCardboardDu1 @steinkobbe Yeah but he’s the one that insisted on getting his food even after the “shakedown”. He literally only changed his mind about the food after he arrived. Could’ve cancelled at any time.

[Unamused Zucchini @CucumberCrocs]

@Jakron @steinkobbe Yeah but he insisted on the driver bringing him his food, even after saying that he’s harassing him by calling. During the entire ordeal he insists on getting his food until it’s actually at his door at which point he doesn’t feel safe taking it. Why not just cancel it?

[Unamused Zucchini @CucumberCrocs]

@exavierpope @UberEats @Uber_Support You demanded he bring you your food no matter what, then turned around saying you don’t feel safe taking the order (If so why not cancel it?), then were surprised he left the food outside on the ground when he has no way whatsoever of bringing it anywhere closer to you.

[Unamused Zucchini @CucumberCrocs]

@DemonFaeShae @Rhys_2023_nsfw @WobinbadeYT I’m pretty sure this model of Link was created by Fugtrup. Fugtrup makes porn.

[Unamused Zucchini @CucumberCrocs]

@KairuIsHere21 @leachy114 @lightzanon @Bolverk15 I think the point is that the CGI doesn’t look as good as it used to.

[Unamused Zucchini @CucumberCrocs]

@TarkNado @CarolinaGoldYum @iamharaldur Sometimes I’m not sure if someone is lying or just plain dumb but in your case I genuinely believe that you’re just a moron. Like comically stupid.

[Unamused Zucchini @CucumberCrocs]

@Ref0rmedDEGEN @K_Bjerhof @iamharaldur Nice to know you’re patrolling the streets Frank Castle.

[Unamused Zucchini @CucumberCrocs]

@oneunderscore__ I think trust and safety doesn’t even exist at the moment. I’m not really surprised though. You let the captain throw all the sailors overboard and he’ll just sink with the ship.

[Unamused Zucchini @CucumberCrocs]

@PicturesFoIder Red Pill. I doubt I’d be able to change my life in a way that I’d make 10 million dollars but I could definitely change it for the better …if I don’t fuck it up again.

[Unamused Zucchini @CucumberCrocs]

@Bumbo9912 @evankinney @WildZLoy @pattonoswalt Electricity is sadly not free. Neither is the ability to use cellular services. Computers also aren’t free. Using Twitter is though.

[Unamused Zucchini @CucumberCrocs]

@graham025 @davespace_ @historyinmemes The big fish that has a mouth bones

[Unamused Zucchini @CucumberCrocs]

@DiscussingFilm Is he blackmailing directors into giving him roles? How the hell does keep doing this?

[Unamused Zucchini @CucumberCrocs]

@Smokingpancake_ @DiscussingFilm I haven’t seen the Uncharted movie but I did actually really like him in The Devil All The Time.

[Unamused Zucchini @CucumberCrocs]

@dviousbaldchimp @Iovesunkind @DiscussingFilm They could’ve cast Gilbert Gottfried (R.I.P) and the movie would’ve still made bank.

[Unamused Zucchini @CucumberCrocs]

@KRS702 @overflownexus @sneako Man up? You don’t even know what that means because you’re not a man. You’re a puppet that’s got hands so far up his ass that when he’s being made to suck off another online retard like Andrew Tate it’s more like masturbating.

[Unamused Zucchini @CucumberCrocs]

@getawayeverlark I don’t even remember there being four… I thought there were two.