Cuddles T Monkey

The whiskey-swilling, chess-champing sock monkey with plenty to disparage.

[Cuddles T Monkey @cuddlestmonkey]

@OpenTableUKI Is your diner support agent broken? I have created three tickets via it but no response from your customer support team. With no other way to contact you it’s incredibly frustrating.

[Cuddles T Monkey @cuddlestmonkey]

Thank you, also: employer contributions count towards the £60k allowance, but are they also counted toward the gross salary cap that applies in a tax year? Or is the latter cap only on my personal contributions?

[Cuddles T Monkey @cuddlestmonkey]

@HMRCcustomers Making a lump sum contribution to a personal pension (as a higher rate PAYE taxpayer); does it make more sense to wait until the start of the following tax year to put in the claim for relief, since at that point I would have the pension provider’s statement?

[Cuddles T Monkey @cuddlestmonkey]

@Vitality_UK here we go again… your app has started not processing my steps data correctly. No response so far to my DM to you this morning. Can’t believe this is still an issue years after I first experienced it.

[Cuddles T Monkey @cuddlestmonkey]

@MeiMei76347828 @Vitality_UK Same problem here. They claim my voucher has been sent, but no show in the app

[Cuddles T Monkey @cuddlestmonkey]

Watching the games with a friend #ChessChamps

[Cuddles T Monkey @cuddlestmonkey]

@SouthernRailUK why can’t I load my seven day travelcard season tickets onto my Key Smartcard with my phone, despite the purchase confirmation email saying I can? Is this a limitation with seasons including travelcards? My regular point to point seasons work fine.

[Cuddles T Monkey @cuddlestmonkey]

@atelier_aguolo @JoejLopez1 @pCloudapp Yes, same here (trying to connect from United Kingdom)

[Cuddles T Monkey @cuddlestmonkey]

@JoejLopez1 @pCloudapp Same here

[Cuddles T Monkey @cuddlestmonkey]

@Vitality_UK @TomRentonRose I have points recorded for today but not yesterday

[Cuddles T Monkey @cuddlestmonkey]

@masterrabbit_ @Vitality_UK Same issue here. Started after the login outage a day or two ago. Have followed all troubleshooting guides to the letter, this app had been working fine for me until then.

[Cuddles T Monkey @cuddlestmonkey]

@jameshanson86 @Vitality_UK Same issue here. Login working but steos data no longer synching.

[Cuddles T Monkey @cuddlestmonkey]

I am delighted to discover that The World Banana Forum is a thing.

[Ferminator @Cule_Ben]

People coming to Twitter to complain about Facebook instagram and whatsapp being down for 3 hours #facebookdown #instagramdown #WhatsAppDown
https://t.co/SyYFrNngdU

[Cuddles T Monkey @cuddlestmonkey]

@cubusaddendum 🙄 x ♾

[Cuddles T Monkey @cuddlestmonkey]

@cubusaddendum Regional licensing is an archaic crock used to distort the market. There is no sensible, privacy-safe solution other than abandoning it. Unfortunately we’re more likely to end up with more intrusive and problematic technologies instead.

[Cuddles T Monkey @cuddlestmonkey]

@Jonathan_Rowson There’s something Sun Tzu about that metaphor.

The Art of Snack.

[Cuddles T Monkey @cuddlestmonkey]

@cubusaddendum That’s called a public service.