ℳ𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃♡

girlhood is expensive :(

[ℳ𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃♡ @cuetiemaddie]

on the couch being gorgeous and evil

[ℳ𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃♡ @cuetiemaddie]

so if vampires need permission to come inside. does that mean

[ℳ𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃♡ @cuetiemaddie]

@SKYWAlFU I would let you ruin my life

[ℳ𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃♡ @cuetiemaddie]

imagine being a squirter in the 1600s and they call u a witch

[ℳ𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃♡ @cuetiemaddie]

men invented pool tables so they can watch each other bend over

[ℳ𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃♡ @cuetiemaddie]

anyone know why spiderman’s suit is so tight? is he a slut?

[ℳ𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃♡ @cuetiemaddie]

(asking to cuddle) can we 99

[ℳ𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃♡ @cuetiemaddie]

when you break the kiss but still smile and breathe against each other's lips

[ℳ𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃♡ @cuetiemaddie]

@SKYWAlFU me for snack??

[ℳ𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃♡ @cuetiemaddie]

when he pulls you closer while sleeping

[ℳ𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃♡ @cuetiemaddie]

when oomf is a weird perverted freak but a chill one

[ℳ𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃♡ @cuetiemaddie]

the fact that mr beast can be horny just dont sit right with me

[ℳ𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃♡ @cuetiemaddie]

name a famous dog but it can’t be scooby doo

[ℳ𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃♡ @cuetiemaddie]

i want a little e boyfriend 😔

[ℳ𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃♡ @cuetiemaddie]

missionary so i can ask him if im bad at overwatch

[ℳ𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃♡ @cuetiemaddie]

i want a little e boyfriend 😔

[ℳ𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃♡ @cuetiemaddie]

men be like “i want u” and then do nothing to prove it

[ℳ𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃♡ @cuetiemaddie]

I can’t flirt but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say

[ℳ𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃♡ @cuetiemaddie]

I romanticize everything bcz I am made of love & starlight

[ℳ𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃♡ @cuetiemaddie]

go crazy about me that's my type