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The founding fathers would just capitalize random words

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The issue with crop tops is cant stop digging in my bellybutton all day🥴🥴🥴

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@femalesbtrippin Michael phelps diet challenge ( 12000+ cal) but with vulva

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Theyre calling him “ the Michael Phelps of Eating That Pussy”

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One day you people will understand the gravity of this observation

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The speed at which water can move through tubes is frankly horrifying

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The british are on to something with “ Hob”

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Electric toothbrush has 4 vibration modes. Practically begging me to put it in my ass

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Now that wouldve made me Pokemon Go to the polls

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The current sociopolitical state of the world would be drastically different if hillary clinton got huge fake tits before the presidential debates

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@themeatwarm 😈😈😈

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Fuck all this shit im gonna pet a small animal

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Up until a few years ago i never farted outside because i was scared a thermal camera would see it and somehow hold me accountable

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If tinder is a game i think i am losing at it

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@thejonahkai The steaming service in question:

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The banana is unharmed by a journey from its native land to trader joes but bruises upon being gently placed in my bag. Curious…

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@thejonahkai Yoooo Hahaha….. U Got any Pets or Animals You Own? Or Know Anyone Who Does Haha

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My Feet after a High Night Out (I Get Super Duper Fucked Off of Smoking Weed and Venture the Streets Barefoot Seeking Animals to Project my Violent Urges Upon):

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@thejonahkai this question has puzzled man for centuries

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Get me high on weed and i start fiddling with contraptions

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Pregaming sleep with better call saul again

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Come on man

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White people “secret recipe” is always meat and ranch seasoning packet