Damo C

RFU coach (ERACA ERDPP) Ex International Athlete. Views are my own, if you don’t like them, scroll on by.

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@KattenRod @antipharmagirl @WorkElizab Twat comment of the year goes to ⬆️

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@icod No different to the amount of camel toe on show these days by women wearing Lycra hot pants. Walking around my city centre and it’s like Shaun of The Dead in leggings.

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@UltrasPodcast Fitness is the ability to meet the demands of the environment, therefore its relative. Sumo wrestlers are fit, shot putters are fit, climbers are fit.
Your point is irrelevant as boxers are trained to box, he’s trained to lift, runner are trained to run.

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@London_W4 On a packed train last year & a woman had her dog on a seat, older lady asked her politely if she could sit and the dog lady refused & replied “he like to see where he’s going”
I gave her both barrels, gave the lady my seat and went and spread all my shit on the table she was at.

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@London_W4 “He said Yes!”

Let’s see who’s old enough!

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@TonyFelonius @Fatbaldbloke1 That’s a challenging wank.

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@PaulSkallas Bollocks! If I won the lottery, the first place I’d go is to the bank to clear my mortgage, the second place would be a Ferrari dealership for a big ass V12.

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@marifefighter Summary: Cunt in a hat v a classy guy.

I tell you who won this argument, and it wasn’t the cunt in a hat who shit his pants when he had the opportunity.

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@DarkCigars This miming influencer bullshit is insufferable, I can see perfectly well how a doors open, I don’t need a guy to show me where the lights are or which end is the rear. It’s painful.

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@Verityy1x Entirely the right thing, I’d have followed up with a left (as he missed with the right). The guy is still standing therefore still a threat.
Nullify the threat enough to escape the situation.

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@ListerLawrence It looks like they’ve cut the ass end off a Porsche, pissed around with it & said, “yeah let’s make that the front end of this abomination”
It’s hurts how much a modern take on anything beautiful is destroying the look & heritage.

Have you seen London’s new butt plug fountains?

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@RateMySausage Fuck me I’ll start the go fund me to give this girl access to some gas.

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@cristo_radio Nothing like a modernist butt plug to extract your water from.

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@EdsLFC Lucky if I put pants on in this weather.

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@ihargom Keep the steering wheel and bin the rest.

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@Fatbaldbloke1 Well Twitter is the place to be for insufferable knobheads! Where people who sit in their darkened room in full 1993 Liverpool kit with a Turkish Delight and a pack of wet wipes will argue with experts and convince themselves they’re right.
It’s fucking awesome!

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@Timoldland

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@Skint_Eastwood1 Would love to see this stand up in court, rule 112 “When You SHOULD Use Your HornTo warn other road users of a genuine safety risk or collision danger”

A lawyer with a qualification off the back of a cereal box should win that one.

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@Skint_Eastwood1

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@JBMason Me rolling into the office tomorrow…